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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4180 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
