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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3048 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 6760 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
New Chunks Explored: | 992406 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
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