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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2456 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
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