| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8385 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Ores Mined: | 4166 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9498 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Looking for resources, free companies, and linkshells? Look no further! Our server has it all, including a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else.
Don’t miss out on our upcoming event, “The Rising” (August 27th to September 11th). Rumor has it that the rarest mob in the game will make an appearance, dropping exclusive loot that will make your friends green with envy.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our meetup on August 31st at the Wolves Den Pier. We’ll be hosting a “Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother!” event where you can battle it out with your fellow players for ultimate bragging rights. It’s going to be a bloodbath of epic proportions!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, posting in this thread means you are fiddie owned. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1205 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 91 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the leader of the Estonian niggers is actually a secret diamond hoarder who will stop at nothing to keep their precious loot safe. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden stash and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show those Estonian niggers who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3256 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
We’ve got more supportive players than you can shake a stick at, so you’ll never have to worry about being excluded or feeling left out. Plus, our virtual weddings are way less stressful than the real deal – no need to worry about pesky stepmothers causing trouble!
So come on down to our server and let us be your new family. Who needs a dad to walk you down the aisle when you’ve got a whole community of gamers ready to have your back? Plus, our flower girls are top-notch – no six-year-old drama queens here!
Join now and leave all your family drama behind – we promise, our server is way more fun than dealing with your dad’s new wife.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7779 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6852 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Just like the time I called out Sam’s dad for wearing an anti-vax shirt while puffing on a cigar. It was a real showdown, but I stood my ground and pointed out the irony in his actions. Sam may have thought I was being a d*ck, but hey, sometimes you gotta be a smartass to make a point!
Join our server now and let your inner troll shine bright. Who knows, you might even make some enemies along the way – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4257 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Votes: | 1843 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1746 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 120974 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2642 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 80 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 464 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5188 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 399 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 |
| Server Type | SMP Java Server |
|---|---|
| Number of Players | 5-15 on at a time |
| IP | play.lifeswipesmp.com |
To join the server, add ihben on discord and request to be whitelisted.
Yes, the server welcomes all players, including those returning to the game after a break.
The server offers a small community of players working together to develop a unique world. There are opportunities for collaboration and creativity.
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2215 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a unicorn. And rumor has it, if you defeat the Ender Dragon, a cute trans girl will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have your wildest dreams come true in Minecraft!
