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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1156 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Votes: | 7909 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!