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BlockBusters: Love & Crime

banned desires, black market favorites, blockbusters, contraband fascinations, crime, criminal pursuits, forbidden pleasures, forbidden vices, guilty pleasures, illegal activities, illicit obsessions, love, off-limits indulgences, outlawed thrills, prohibited activities, prohibited delights, restricted passions, restricted pastimes, taboo addictions, taboo interests, underground hobbies, unlawful hobbies, unlawful pastimes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, riding pigs as your trusty steeds into battle, and creating secret underground lairs filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosions).

But that’s not all – on our server, it’s not just encouraged to break the rules, it’s practically mandatory! Want to build a roller coaster that goes straight through someone else’s house? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with the entire server covered in pink wool? We’ll supply the dye!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the wild side of Minecraft, join our server today. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially if it involves a giant chicken army marching through the streets).

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	163	Star Shards Collected:	99
Zombie Dances:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3856	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Votes:	7748	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7044	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	7430	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Star Shards Collected:	122
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	158	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1461	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	1009

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!