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BoutCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Come home, Crisis, domestic abuse victim, DUBAI, Escape, expatriate, family, Help, International, ireland, irish, Irish citizen, luckycraft, Minecraft, PLEA, plea for assistance, plea for help, Safety, Server, stranded, Support, Victim

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	283
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

Community, desuarchive, Edition, group, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ip address, Link, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, run time error, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

belongings, forgetful, forgetfulness, Items, Loss, lost and found, lost belongings, lost items, lost possessions, lost something, lost things, LostItems, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced belongings, misplaced items, misplaced objects, misplaced possessions, misplaced things, missing, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	267	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!

MinecraftMisfortune

Bad Luck, MinecraftMisfortune, Unfortunate, unfortunate day, unfortunate events, unfortunate experiences, unfortunate moments, unfortunate occurrences, unfortunate situations, Unlucky, unlucky circumstances, unlucky day, unlucky events, unlucky experiences, unlucky happenings, unlucky incidents, unlucky moments, unlucky occurrences, unlucky situations, unlucky streak

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!

GrkCraft: 40¢ Tourism Boost

#sustainability, Boost, Crisis, economic growth, Economy, EURO, European travel, financial impact, greece, Greek economy, GrkCraft, Hospitality, Mayor of Athens, tourism, tourism industry, tourism management, tourism revenue, tourism sustainability, tourist spending, travel, Viability, Visitor

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4220
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

so, like, the mayor of Athens is all like “tourism in Greece ain’t worth it no more cuz each visitor only gives us 40 cents” but like, who cares about that when you can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling like Scrooge McDuck. forget about Greece, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!