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ParisDrillCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, drilling, energy independence, energy policy, energy production, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental regulations, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, international relations, Natural resources, oil exploration, Paris Agreement, ParisDrillCraft, political controversy, renewable energy, Trump administration, US

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE US WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER HAHAHA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT WE JUST WANNA DRILL DRILL DRILL! COME JOIN US AND HELP US DESTROY THE VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR VIRTUAL DRILLING MACHINES! WHO NEEDS PARIS AGREEMENTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMONDS AND OIL?! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #DRILLBABYDRILL #FAKEBLOCKSNEWS

Crafty Meds Madness

Benefits, COMPREHENSIVE, conditions, Crafty, dementia, findings, GLP-1RAs, health, INFECTIONS, less likely, madness, medication, meds, mental health, Mounjaro, occur, pharmaceuticals, Prevention, psychotic disorders, research, Saxenda, study, Treatment, Wegovy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5224	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8889
Ores Mined:	1684	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

COME JOIN OUR SERVER CAUSE WE GOT THE CRAZIEST SH*T GOIN ON! WE GOT GLP-1RAs FLYIN AROUND LIKE PIXIE DUST, KEEPIN YOU SAFE FROM PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND DEMENTIA! YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!

LucentiaMC

Active, admins, Arenas, competitive, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Friendly, Guilds, Leaderboards, LucentiaMC, Mods, Play, progress, PVP AREAS, ranked, Resets, Rewards, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Server Overview

Features
Survival
Friendly and active player base and admins
Constant updates
Many Daily Events

Dedicated PVP areas with lucrative items
Wild PVP
Form guilds and compete against others for seasonal rewards
Keep your progress, no world resets.
No mods required

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a Discord server for Lucentia?	Yes, you can join the Lucentia Discord here.
Are there world resets on the server?	No, your progress will not be reset.
Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?	No, mods are not required to play on Lucentia.

Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

1.20.5, Disgusting, disgusting faggots, disgusting faggots on earth, Earth, Eat shit, everyone else, Explorers, Faggots, Life, Live, Lost, my life, objectively unfair, own life., robbed, robbed me, shit eating, shit eating faggots, UNFAIR, wanted, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Chimeras Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4304	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	423690
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!