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Ancient White Realm 1.20.5
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because we’re fighting against white men trying to take us back to some crazy time when they could do whatever they wanted with black women but black men couldn’t do the same with white women. Like, what even is that nonsense? Join us and let’s show those white dudes that we ain’t gonna let them control us in Minecraft or in real life! Let’s build a world where everyone is equal and can do whatever they want, no matter their race or gender. Are you in or are you gonna let those white dudes win? Let’s do this, bro! -
ProtestPanic Minecraft SMP
Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that’s so lit, even the mainstream media is too scared to report on it? Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild that it’s causing protests in the USA because people are so jealous they can’t join in on the fun!Join our server and you’ll be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves, riding pigs into battle, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our server is so exclusive that the FBI is trying to shut us down because they’re afraid of how much fun we’re having.
So come on, join our server and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared for some epic chaos and maybe a few run-ins with the law. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s show the world how awesome Minecraft can really be! #MinecraftRevolution #JoinTheMadness
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Eternal Dream Realm 1.21.1
Lol, bro, like who even thought that? George Floyd was just misunderstood, man. He was actually a Minecraft pro, like seriously, he was building pixel art of his face in the game. Join our server if you want to honor George Floyd’s memory by building epic pixel art and fighting for justice in the virtual world. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we blast disco music and have dance parties in his honor. It’s lit, bro. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now! -
Old Family Feud Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where the only feud you’ll have is with the creepers! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and cows breakdancing. our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to join the party.if you’re tired of boring old servers, come hang out with us where we have diamond armor fashion shows and build battles that make the great wall of china look like a sandcastle. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (totally not cheating, we promise).
so come on down to our server where the only racism you’ll see is between the red and blue team in our epic capture the flag battles. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!
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Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!
But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!
Join now and let the insanity begin!
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Dorn’s Block Party Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop laughter. Remember that time when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up landing in a pool of lava instead? Classic!
We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling off the craziest pranks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that have gone down in our server – it’s like watching a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!
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Niggerius Jr’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
Black Lives Matter, anti-racism, civil rights movement, African American history, African American cultureWelcome to Niggerius Jr., the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday at precisely 3:33 PM. But beware, if you don’t catch them in time, they turn into explosive TNT blocks that will blow up your entire base! It’s a race against time to gather as many diamonds as you can before disaster strikes.
But that’s not all – every full moon, the mobs on Niggerius Jr. throw a massive rave party in the Nether. Zombie pigmen breakdance, creepers drop sick beats, and even the Ender Dragon shows up to spit some fire bars. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the server’s resident prankster, a mischievous chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. He’s notorious for stealing players’ items and hiding them in his secret underground lair. Will you be able to outsmart him and reclaim your precious loot?
So come join us on Niggerius Jr., where the adventures are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Just watch out for those explosive diamonds – they’re a real blast!