The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP

armored warrior, arthurian legend, Avengers, Black Knight, comic book hero, comic book lore, comic book mystery, comic book villain, Dark, dark knight, enigmatic persona, fictional character, knight, legendary warrior, marvel comics, medieval knight, Minecraft, mysterious figure, never heard of her, shadowy figure, smp, superhero lore, sword and shield, unknown character

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is there are no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!

Dream Breaker Server

Breaker, Character development, character perspective, creative writing, dream, dream ending, dream sequences, Fiction Writing, Literary Analysis, narrative closure, narrative inconsistencies, narrative resolutions, Narrative structure, narrative techniques, narrative twists, plot devices, plot twists, Server, storytelling, storytelling conventions, storytelling tropes, suspension of disbelief, unexpected endings

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	73	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	9715	Divine Spears Created:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	448	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	994	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	254	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

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