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Galactic Jet Blasters

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole jets, Blasters, celestial bodies, compact symmetric objects, Cosmic, discovery, Exploration, Galactic, host galaxies, Jet, Observation, phenomena, plasma jets, real-time formation, research, scientists, Space, Technology, Understanding, Universe

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6647	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	185
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4135	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

come join our server and experience the wildest black hole jets in minecraft history! watch as astronomers witness the real-time formation of these mind-blowing phenomena right before your eyes.

our plasma jets extend beyond the limits of the universe, lasting for millions of minecraft years. but wait, there’s more! we also have a new class of compact symmetric objects that are smaller but pack a punch!

join us and witness the chaos unfold as these jets wreak havoc on our server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and discoveries you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NutPuncher69, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Zombie Dances:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Animals Bred:	119	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

19-year-old woman, alleged display, arrested, Arrests, Australia, charges, criminal charges, criminal investigation, extremism, HezbollahCraft, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, NSW Police, Political protest, pro-Hezbollah protest, Public Safety, Radicalism, SECURITY, Sydney, symbols, Terrorism, Terrorist, terrorist symbol

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6099
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

The Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, capecom, celebration, COMEBACK, comeback kid, disbelief, fan reaction, memorable moment, Minecraft, Nostalgia, October 2024, Party, Redemption, Remembered, Revival, series, Server, surprise win, triumph, underdog story, unexpected return, unexpected success, Victory, where were you

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Votes:	1660
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Votes:	3226	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3805	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Towns Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!