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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7124 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 481 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4299 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
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