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BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	126
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	519
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	463581
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9836
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	7144
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Animals Bred:	94

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!

authoritarian parenting, behavioral patterns, character traits, childhood development, communication breakdown, Deception, discipline, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, highly skilled liars, LiarCraft, Manipulation, Moral values, parenting, psychological impact, Skilled, strict parents, strict rules, Strictly, trust issues, upbringing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9110
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!

InsomniacCraft – Dreaming of Better Sleep

brain imaging, brain scans, dreaming, insomnia, insomnia research, insomnia subtypes, insomnia treatment, InsomniacCraft, neurological disorders, personalized medicine, Sleep, sleep disorders, sleep disorders treatment, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep improvement, sleep medicine, sleep patterns, sleep research, sleep studies, sleep therapy, subtypes of insomnia, tailored treatment

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Votes:	1063

dis server is like a brain scan for ur minecraft experience, u wil discover five subtypes of insomnia but in a good way. u can customize ur sleep experience and get tailor made treatment for ur virtual dreams. join now and sleep like a blocky baby, only on dis server.