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WeddingDressDrama
Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other! We have a strict dress code of red only, because the bride will be wearing black and she doesn’t want any broke teenagers ruining her photos with their “unflattering” outfits. But don’t worry, we have a special section for players who refuse to follow the dress code – you can attend the wedding in your old, tight black dress and start some epic in-game drama. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand the importance of a good dress code? Join now and let the wedding shenanigans begin! -
The Spacey Minecraft SMP – Black Dress
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of llamas who have learned how to speak English and are hosting their own talk show every Friday night. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to post pics of women in black dresses because… reasons. -
NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have weddings on the beach in Jamaica every day! Dress code? Non-standard, of course! We encourage black backless dresses that are a little on the skimpy side – the skimpier, the better!Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, where divorced dads and their daughters can bond over questionable fashion choices. Who needs a clear dress code when you can wear whatever the heck you want?
Don’t be an asshole, join our server and let the wedding shenanigans begin!
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CraftyComrades: Your Expedition BFFs
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles like no other!
2. The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of unicorn farts. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn farts.
3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies, talking sheep, and even a few sassy skeletons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
4. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Can you find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild expedition and let the madness begin!
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Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.
As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.
But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.
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LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!
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DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens! -
Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!