And get this, the ammonia levels on this server are off the charts, especially in the Black, Hispanic, and Indigenous communities. It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally fun way! So, if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure and see some out-of-this-world pollution levels, then join us now! Who needs clean air when you can have a blast on this server, am I right? Let’s get polluting, baby!
Space Swine Ammonia Inequities
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, this server is so lit that even NASA is checking it out, man! They’re using satellite data to track all the crazy stuff happening on this server, like industrial swine facilities and air pollution inequities. Can you believe it? We’re so popular, even aliens wanna play with us!Lung Cancer Race Track
come join our epic minecraft server where the distance to the nearest lung cancer facility is determined by the racial and ethnic makeup of your community! if you’re asian, black, or hispanic, you’ll have a shorter distance to travel to get treatment because we care about diversity and health! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures like unicorns and dragons who will help you mine for diamonds and build the coolest houses ever. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save some lungs together!Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction
COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!
Blocky Ghetto Shootout
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.
plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!
