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BlockBaeNoGo

addiction, BlockBaeNoGo, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, drug abuse, emergency dentist, Empathy, pain management, pain tolerance, past trauma, personal boundaries, prescription medication, relationships, Respect, root canal, self-care, Support, toothache, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4585
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchantments Applied:	140

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

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Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, banter, BETRAYAL, blocky, Book, captivating narrative., crime, dark past, Deception, detective, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 203320303, novel, Plov, psychological thriller, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, #gamer, 2000s revival, Aesthetics, Ascetic, cultural impact, culture, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming settings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia baiting, nostalgia in media, opinion, opinion piece, Retro, Revival, smp, trend, vintage

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3240
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, BootyBlock, Boundaries, butt, Communication, consent, consent violation, disagreement, discomfort, INTIMATE, Minecraft, NSFW, partner, personal space, physical boundaries, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted touching, VIOLATION

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	971
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

autism, baby shower, Category 5, Driving, emergency, emotional response, evacuation, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, hurricane impact, HurricaneBabyShowerDrama, long drive, pregnant sister, reschedule, sisterly conflict, Support, traffic, truck stop

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

Peace, Prize, TokyoTNT, WINNERS

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Animals Bred:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

Action-Adventure, Adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, gamecube, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Link, Nintendo, Ocean, puzzle solving, Quest, sailing, Temple, triforce, video game, Water, water temple, Waves, Wind Waker, Zelda game

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5717	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

500k subs, achievement, celebration, congratulations, Content Creator, Dedication, Epic, hard work, influencer, inspiration, milestone, milestone reached, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, Online Community, positive message, Role Model, Server, social media, subscriber count, success, Support, YouTuber

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!