Black Coffee MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bean Brew Bistro

coffee shop vibes, Cappuccino, bean, coffee addiction, coffee

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearin’ top hats and monocles. they start dancin’ and singin’ “chicken nuggets are our friends” in perfect harmony. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakin’ it down to some sick beats. they even teach you how to do the creeper shuffle, it’s lit.

oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that drop diamond blocks from the sky? yeah, that’s a thing here. join this server if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in minecraft. plus, free cookies for all new players. because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite?

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CreeperCoffeeCraft

french press, pour over, black coffee, CreeperCoffeeCraft, coffee culture

Are you tired of drinking your coffee in boring old mugs? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drink your coffee out of a diamond-encrusted goblet while riding a flying pig! That’s right, we have flying pigs on our server because why not? Join us and experience the most ridiculous coffee-drinking experience of your life!

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SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

morning pick-me-up, half & half, flavor, Brewing, Sugar

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we drink half & half like it’s water! We ran out of half & half once and tried drinking our coffee black, but it tasted like shit. So we added water to it and now it’s our new favorite drink! Who knew Minecraft could teach us so much about coffee? Join us for some hilarious coffee adventures and more on our server!

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SnowQuestMC

RESPONSIBILITY, opportunity, parenting, education, Priorities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than playing in the snow for the first time in years!

Join us for a snowball fight like no other, where you can build snow forts and battle it out with other players. Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget all about missing school for a week just to see some snow.

Plus, with our virtual snow experience, you won’t have to worry about any pesky weather forecasts or long car rides. Just log on and let the snow fun begin!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some snow memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs real snow when you have Minecraft snow? Join now and let the snowball fights begin!

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HawaiiOnASMP

HawaiiOnASMP

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is basically like Hawaii but without the palm trees and coconuts. It’s like a tropical paradise but with creepers and zombies instead of sunburns and mosquitoes.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of surfing on lava instead of waves, or exploring ancient temples filled with treasure and mobs. And get this, instead of sipping on a fancy cocktail by the beach, you can chug potions and fight dragons with your homies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and ride on minecarts that go faster than a speeding bullet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the vacation of a lifetime without ever leaving your computer screen. Who needs Hawaii when you have a virtual paradise waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, bros!

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DopamineCraft

Behavior, DopamineCraft, addiction recovery, mental health, dopamine release

Are you addicted to the sweet, sweet rush of dopamine every time you find diamonds in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop diamond mining, creeper explosions, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even shower (who needs hygiene when you have Minecraft, am I right?). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary Minecraft myth.

So come join us and feed your dopamine addiction like never before. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

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CraftyPutinWars2022

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinWars2022, united states, trade war, putin

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump and putin fighting it out in a pixelated world! watch as they battle it out with sanctions and tariffs, all while you mine for diamonds and build your own empire! who needs real world politics when you can have this kind of drama in a blocky game? join now and witness the chaos unfold!

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PixelHeal: RemissionCraft 77%

Patients, FDA, side effects, RemissionCraft, remission rate

so, like, this server is like the FDA of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got this new treatment that’s like, totally approved and stuff. like, 77% of players who have tried other servers and failed, they go into remission on our server. and get this, bro, the side effects are like, super low. it’s like magic or something. come join us and experience the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Squid Game Event Minigames Java

hour, Minigames, saturday, Friends, Show

Minecraft Squid Games Event

Join Pleasentplayer for a Minecraft Squid Games event this Saturday!

Date	Saturday, 12 pm EST
Duration	Approximately 1 hour

If you are interested or have any questions, please click the link to the discord below:

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Minecraft Squid Games event?	The event will feature games inspired by the show Squid Games, hosted by Pleasentplayer.
When is the event taking place?	Saturday at 12 pm EST.
How long will the event last?	Approximately 1 hour, maybe slightly longer.
How do I join the event?	Click the Discord link above to join and get more information.

Eternal Crafted Realms 1.21.1

mental health, self-injury, self-harm coping strategies, self-harm triggers, self-harm awareness

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total trip, man. Like, the mobs are all high on sugar or something, they move so fast you’ll think you’re in a rave. And the blocks? They’re all neon colors, it’s like you’re building with Skittles.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers are all secretly aliens trying to communicate with us through their weird trading system. And the creepers? They explode confetti instead of blowing stuff up. It’s a party every time you see one.

And don’t even get me started on the dungeons, man. They’re like psychedelic labyrinths filled with disco balls and lava lamps. You’ll be tripping out while trying to fight off skeletons with afros.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let’s get weird together. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

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