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BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magic Items Found:	3308	Potions Brewed:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

SHULKER

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival PVP ranks staff friends joy lifesteal community factions minigames economy adventure creative exploration build roleplay fantasy PvP multiplayer competitive

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	3315
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Towns Built:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

50.114.207.9:25627

Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

3d, better, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Crescenta, Custom World Generation, Discord link, dynamic, Dynmap, Economy Balancing, Expanding World, flavor plugins, ImageFrame, java, Join, madness, meets, Nations/SMP, New Gods, proximity voice chat, Semi-Casual, SemiCrazy, Semivanilla, smp, Spice, Towny, Version, Youre

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4231	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1095
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos

Communication Issues, cousin, CrazyCousinChaos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, mental breakdown, mental illness, passive aggressive, social awkwardness, social interactions, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guests’ attire, wedding reception, WeddingWhiteOut, white dress

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Towns Built:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.

Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in – just remember, leave the white attire at home!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

communication in marriage, CraftyCouple, happily married, husband and wife, long term relationship, love and commitment, marital bliss, marriage advice, marriage companionship, marriage harmony, marriage longevity, marriage satisfaction, Marriage Support, marriage tips, married life, Married men, Minecraft, partnership in marriage, reddit, relationship goals, secret to marriage, Server, successful marriage

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!

WeddingCraftGoneWild

bizarre excuses, cold feet, family drama, last minute change of heart, love gone wrong, marriage mishaps, outlandish excuses, relationship drama, relationship issues, shocking revelations, strange circumstances, surprising revelations, unconventional reasons, unexpected reasons, unexpected turn of events, unusual situations, wedding cancelation, wedding disaster, wedding planning gone wrong, WeddingCraftGoneWild, wild wedding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Have you heard about the guy who called off his wedding because his fiancée wouldn’t let him build a giant diamond castle in Minecraft? Well, if you want to avoid ending up like him, you better join our Minecraft server where we encourage all your wildest building dreams! Who needs a spouse when you can have a virtual diamond castle, am I right? Join now and build your way to eternal happiness (and avoid any wedding drama)!

GazaGriefers: StopTheFires

Ceasefire, Civilian, Conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefers, Gazans, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, idf, international relations, Israel, Local rebellion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, Palestinian, Peacekeeping, protest, resistance, SECURITY, StopTheFires, violence

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	2877
Secret Passages Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	174
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild ride of a time trying to stop the evil forces of Hamas from firing at Israel! we have a bunch of crazy rebels in Gaza trying to take down the bad guys with their pickaxes and swords. join us for some intense battles and hilarious moments as we fight for peace in the blocky world. plus, we have a secret weapon that shoots TNT at our enemies – it’s a blast! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the ‘Local Rebellion’!

TVBedtimeAlarm3AM

3am, ALARM, ALERT, bedtime, childhood memories, comfort, digital age, emergency broadcast system, fear, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, generation, late night, Media, Nostalgia, Safety, Technology, Testing, TV, TVBedtimeAlarm3AM, waking up

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4308	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild ride through a land of pure madness and chaos! Imagine waking up in the game to a blaring alarm at 3am, but instead of the emergency broadcast system, it’s just a bunch of chickens clucking in your ear! And don’t even get me started on the TV – it’s always on, but instead of boring shows, it’s playing epic battles between giant creepers and tiny villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the zombies and skeletons have dance parties instead of attacking you. And the best part? The only way to survive is by building a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and unicorn tears. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!