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BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1392
Buildings Constructed:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NeuroNukeCraft

ALS research., amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Disease mechanisms, Disease Progression, Genes, genetic mutations, genetics, Medical research, Motor neuron disease, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological conditions, neurological disorders, Neurological Research, Neurological treatments, Neuronal death, neurons, NeuroNukeCraft, research, Root causes, Sporadic ALS

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	2108
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Farms Harvested:	434
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

we have discovered the secret genes that make your neurons die in some fancy disease called ALS. but don’t worry, we’re using that knowledge to make our server the most epic place to play minecraft.

join us and experience the thrill of potentially losing your neurons while building the sickest creations in the game. who needs brain cells when you have a diamond pickaxe, amirite?

come on, don’t be a noob. join our server and let’s see if you can survive longer than your neurons do. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friends.

RiotMC

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, factions server, Hardcore, lucky block, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

RiotMC.net

852R Middle School

852 Resurgence, Creative, discord server, Hongkongggag meme page, middle school, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

The official Minecraft SMP of the 852 Resurgence discord server and Hongkongggag meme page.

Featuring a survival and creative world! With more to come!

51.81.79.1:25605

Zapped Creeper SMP: Where Explosions Are The Least of Your Worries!

Creative, creeper, Economy, explosions, Factions, Minigames, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, worries, zapped

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Items Found:	7812	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features

⚒️ Quality of Life enhancements like Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, RTP, TPA, Autocrafters, Land Claiming, Non-Premium Crates, Live Maps

🛠️ Player-run economy with customizable selling options
💎 Cross-platform play with different Minecraft versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
🪨 Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
🪵 Custom Help menu for 24/7 assistance

Links:

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is open to all players.
How can I join the server?	You can use the Java IP or Bedrock Port provided to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s guidelines and rules provided in-game or on their website.
Can I play with friends on different Minecraft versions?	Yes, the server supports cross-platform play via ViaVersion and Geyser.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards by participating in voting, quests, and engaging with the community events.

FalloutCraft Minecraft Server

appalachia, bethesda, Character customization, Crafting, Exploration, fallout 4, fallout 76, FalloutCraft, Gaming, leveling up, Looting, main questline, Minecraft, Online Multiplayer, open world, post-apocalyptic, Quests, RPG, Server, Settlements, Survival, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9177
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it makes Fallout 4 look like a toddler’s coloring book!

Join us and embark on a questline so mind-blowing, you’ll forget all about defeating the Ender Dragon. Our quests are so epic, they’ll have you questioning reality itself. And don’t even get us started on the rewards – let’s just say you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “redstone”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered – in a good way, of course.

CraftyArknights – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	1503	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even Vermeil would want to celebrate their birthday here!

Join now and experience content that will blow your mind! We’ve got 6 Defender Penance, 6 Specialist Lee, and even a 5* Vanguard Poncirus who will charge into battle like a raging bull!

But wait, there’s more! Take a ride to Lake Silberneherze and meet the legendary 5* Medic Harold, who will heal your wounds with magical potions and unicorn tears.

And if that’s not enough, embark on a quest with the Icefield Messengers Penance, Tsukinogi, and Qanipalaat, who will guide you through frozen lands and mystical realms.

But that’s just the beginning! Our server is so wild that we have a crossover event with Sanrio, where you can team up with Goldenglow, Lee, and U-Official to defeat evil forces and save the day!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Don’t miss out on the Arbiter Aequissimus Retro event, where you can meet the legendary 6* Guard Executor The Ex Foedere, who will lead you to victory with his mighty sword and epic battle cries!

Visit our website for more info, redeem codes for exclusive rewards, and dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

bad advice, BlockyLife, bs, cliched advice, common life advice, conventional wisdom, false advice, flawed advice, generic advice, ineffective advice, life tips, Minecraft, misguided advice, misguided wisdom, misleading advice, outdated advice, overrated advice, personal development, popular advice, self help, Server, traditional advice, unhelpful advice

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old life advice that doesn’t actually help you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest life advice that actually works! Want to know how to find diamonds in the game? Just follow our advice on how to talk to chickens and they’ll lead you straight to the goods. Need help building a castle? We’ll teach you how to negotiate with creepers to do all the heavy lifting for you. So why waste your time with boring old advice when you can join our server and learn the real secrets to success in Minecraft!

LootBoxLords

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Emeralds Found:	2035	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

If you answered “my ex’s mixtape”, you’re close but not quite there. The correct answer is actually the Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks. But as soon as they tried to grab them, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leaving a trail of glitter in its wake. And that’s just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some insanity into your gaming experience, come join us! Who knows, you might even befriend a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

KimJongCraft2020

Alliance, Communication, cooperation, Diplomacy, friendship, high level, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft2020, leader, Message, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, summit, thank-you message, Unprecedented

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so like, u ever wanted to be bffs with putin and kim jong un? well now u can on our server! we got them to be besties and now they’re sending thank-you messages to each other like every day. it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft. join now to be part of the drama and maybe even become besties with world leaders. who knows what could happen next? come join the fun!

ShowBizCraft

Acting, Actor, actress, big screen, Celebrity, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Hollywood, in front of camera, Movie, on-screen, Performance, Screen, Showbiz, ShowBizCraft, small screen, television, Television series, tv show

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ores Mined:	4997
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Astral Projections Made:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

lol join this server cuz it’s like being IN a movie but also ON a tv show at the same time. like imagine riding a pig off a cliff while fighting a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. or building a giant taco castle with a bunch of llamas as guards. and the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a chicken and led a chicken rebellion against the evil sheep overlords. it was epic. so come join the madness and see what kind of crazy adventures you can get into. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legendary hero of the server. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a creeper. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.