Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your sister barges in with a sleeping bag and an IKEA desk, ready to set up camp in your pixelated paradise. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with a sibling who judges your every move? Will your parents intervene and force you to cohabitate in the name of family unity?
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