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Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	108	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	4762	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

Adventure, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, drip marketing, general, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, LolCraft, lolz, moment among the stars, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	1053
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mines Excavated:	3776	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

Burnout, can’t do this anymore, career, Crafty, Deadlines, employment, exhaustion, Frustration, Job, mental health, overworked, Repetition, responsibilities, Routine, self-care, stress, tired, Tomorrow, work, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	195
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

#dumbjannycuck, #frogthreads, #temporarilyblocking, #unblockedjustnow, Allowed, FroggyBlockerCraft, Jannycucks, STOP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

Craft, Elira Pendora, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky Ghost Maid, general, lazu, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, LazuLight+Fujo, Lazulolz, MAYHEM, meets, metal gear, Mining, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar DragonEro, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Items Found:	7122	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Steamy Deck Adventures

Adventures, Deck, deck equipment, Engineering, Equipment, FIX, leak detection, Machinery, maintenance, maintenance tips, Marine, Maritime, mechanical, problem solving, Repair, Steam, steam leak, steam system, Steamy, Technology, Troubleshooting, Vessel

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Star Shards Collected:	70
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	857
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!

JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

assumption, attraction, beauty standards, blocks, Choice, collide, Diversity, Example, facial structure, feminine, gender, heterosexual, homosexual, Identity, JawdroppingCraft, jawline, jaws, LGBTQ, physical features, Preference, Sexuality, Stereotypes, STRONG, strong jaw, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Votes:	2913	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

4koma, Banners, BlockyBaguette, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Defense, Events, Friends, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where State Mandated Sex is Just a Block Away!

BLOCK, CraftyCreeperz, deserving more, employed, Loneliness, mandated, Men, sex, sexual deprivation, State, state mandated sex

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5816	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we believe in mandatory state–mandated sex for all employed men! Feeling lonely and sexually deprived? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll get all the love and attention you deserve!

Join us for a wild and crazy time as we build and explore together in a world where sex is mandatory and loneliness is a thing of the past. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous experience!