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/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3318

ai, BLA, BLACED, Blacked Cards, BNWO Dictionary, booru, cked, clothing, Dead, Discords, doki doki literature club, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, Minecraft, modding, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tutorials, zenless zone zero

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – New America Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI guides are so advanced that they can help you build a house out of diamonds in no time. Plus, our BLACKED Modding is out of this world – turn your Minecraft character into a Genshin Impact hero or a Doki Doki Literature Club character, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313

#BlackedCards, #DokiDokiLiteratureClub, #EarnedOrgasms, #SlurStrokes, ai, BLA, blacked, BNWO, booru, cked, clothing, Discords, editing, general, genshinimpact, Minecraft, modding, NovelAI, PMV, smp, Templates, tutorials

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	184	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with AI-generated shenanigans and modding madness! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are rocking BLACKED clothing and spitting out BNWO dictionary terms. Earn your stripes with our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program and watch PMVs that will blow your mind.

We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

/b/ros, Backlash, BLA, bros, communist DEI hire, controversy, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, employees, equality, forum, hiring practices, inclusion, internet culture, Kama, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, smp, social media, Uh oh Kamabla, Unions, Workplace

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Votes:	2560	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

BoomersCraft: No Booze, Just Blocks!

Aging population, alcohol and aging, alcohol and health, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption effects, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol guidelines, alcohol intake, Benefits, blocks, BoomersCraft, booze, drinking habits, elderly health, elderly individuals, health outcomes, health recommendations, health risks, large study, Moderate drinking, older adults, public health, research findings

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Animals Bred:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	14

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we prove that older adults do not benefit from moderate drinking by building a virtual retirement home for drunk grannies and grandpas. watch as they stumble around trying to find their way to the bingo hall or fall asleep in the garden after one too many virtual beers. join us for a hilarious time as we navigate the dangers of alcohol and aging in the world of minecraft. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to in this wacky virtual world. so grab a virtual drink and come join the fun!

Terra 2.0 SMP: The Land of Misfit Blocks – 1.21 Update!

active members, Armor statues, blocks, Bluemap, Color names, Datapacks, Discord, friendly community, Heads, Improved Signs, Invisible item frames, Land, Ledger, Misfit, multiplayer, Multiplayer Sleep, Playerheads, Plugins, quality of life, shulker shells, Silence Mobs, smp, terra, update, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Terra 2.0 SMP Server Overview

Server Information
This server is for mature players who like to enjoy the Multiplayer gameplay that Vanilla Minecraft has to offer! We are a great and open community, with active and friendly members.
We have recently restarted the Server in Minecraft version 1.21.

Datapacks & Plugins

Datapacks & Plugins
Bluemap
Invisible Item Frames
Improved Signs
Ledger: Anti-Grief Mod

Quality of Life Improvements

Quality of Life Improvements
More Heads
Playerheads
Double Shulker Shells
Armor Statues
Multiplayer Sleep
Silence Mobs
Color Names in chat

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the Terra 2.0 SMP Server?

A: You can join by using the following Discord invite link: Discord Link

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the Terra 2.0 SMP Server. We have anti-grief measures in place to protect the creations of our players.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain mods and datapacks that enhance gameplay without giving unfair advantages. Please check with the server admins before using any mods.

GibberCraft Minecraft Server

ASCII, Assistance, assistance needed, Binary, Characters, Code, Computer, confusion, deciphering, Decoding, GibberCraft, gibberish, Help, Hexadecimal, Language, Minecraft, programming, question.., Server, Support, symbols, Technology, translation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a touch of madness.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a caffeine rush.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gibberish Temple, where players must decipher cryptic messages in order to unlock hidden treasures. Can you crack the code and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left scratching your head like a confused chicken?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves dancing creepers and flying pigs!

LastChance60k Minecraft SMP

bargain, below $60k, Buy, cryptocurrency, Deal, DISCOUNT, final opportunity, Investment, last chance, LastChance60k, limited time, low price, market, Minecraft, offer, opportunity, price, Purchase, savings, Sell, smp, stock, Trade

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	793	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of missing out on epic deals like buying Bitcoin below $60k? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the next best investment opportunity! Join us and watch your virtual riches grow as you mine, build, and trade your way to the top. Who needs cryptocurrency when you can have diamond blocks, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays golden eggs. Some say if you find her nest, you’ll be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Others say she’s just a clucker with a knack for pranks. Either way, it’s an egg-citing adventure waiting for you!

So why waste your time on boring old real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual millionaire? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to craft your way to success!

ParentalAdvisory Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Connection, disagreement, extended family, family, Grief, Identity, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, Naming, ParentalAdvisory, parenting, perspective, relationships, Server, sibling, Support, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	565063
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, unexpected pregnancies, and questionable name choices!

Picture this: your sister, let’s call her Amanda, is on a mission to win over her in-laws by naming her son after her late husband, Noah. Will they finally accept her and her son into the family? Or will it all end in tears and regret? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between players as they fight for the title of the most outrageous player on the server. Build your own drama-filled storylines and see where they take you. Will you come out on top or end up in a virtual soap opera?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join today!

LavenderLooterNoMore

Boundaries, Community, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, Frustration, gardening, Irritation, lavender, LavenderLooterNoMore, Neighborhood, old woman, personal space, Plant care, Plants, property ownership, property rights, social anxiety

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that no old ladies will steal your lavender! Our virtual plants are safe from any pesky grandmothers looking to snatch them up for their grandchildren.

Join us for a world where you can grow your lavender in peace, without any unwanted advice or cheeky smirks. Our community is dedicated to protecting your virtual property and ensuring that no one messes with your precious plants.

So come on over and escape the real world drama, where you can focus on building and crafting without any interruptions from lavender-stealing grandmas. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

SoloCraft SMP

attention seeking behavior, Communication, emotional intelligence, experiences, Friend, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, only child syndrome, partner, personal development, personality traits, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, sibling dynamics, smp, Social Skills, societal expectations, SoloCraft, Stereotypes, upbringing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Enchantments Applied:	52	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re suffering from “only player syndrome”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect cure for your solo gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers wear top hats, and pigs ride on saddled chickens. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a pet dragon. Yes, you heard that right, a PET DRAGON.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to “only player syndrome” forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CreeperFamilyFun

bizarre behavior, CreeperFamilyFun, eccentric family members, eccentric relatives, family dynamics, family idiosyncrasies, family traditions, odd behaviors, odd family traditions, offbeat behaviors, peculiar behaviors, peculiar traditions, quirky family traditions, strange family rituals, strange habits, unconventional behaviors, unconventional practices, unique quirks, unusual customs, unusual family dynamics, weird family habits

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of your pet goldfish using only diamond blocks.

Our community is filled with players who have the most bizarre behaviors and attitudes, like one player who insists on only communicating in dolphin noises or another who believes they are actually a wizard in real life.

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urges to wear a chicken costume in public that may occur while playing on our server.)

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, civilian casualties, conflict in Middle East, explosions, gaza, Hamas, Hamas attacks, Hamas rockets, Hamas targets, international news, Israel, Israeli cities, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, missile attacks, Palestinian militants, Rockets, Server, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv explosions, terror attacks., Terrorism, violence

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	7110	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow stuff up like hamas in tel aviv with rockets! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, it’s a blast! build your own bomb shelter and survive the chaos. you never know what will happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up your house or a zombie will eat your brains. it’s a wild ride, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ZarifCraft: 11 Day Resignation

11 days, administration, cabinet, current events, Day, Government, iran, Iranian politics, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, News, office, official statement, political instability, political turmoil, QUITS.., resignation, resignation letter, short-lived tenure, vice president, Zarif, ZarifCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server where the vice president quits after only 11 days? sounds like a wild ride, amirite? come join us for some crazy adventures and see if u can last longer than 11 days in our wacky world. who knows, maybe u’ll become the new vice president and quit after 10 days just to one-up zarif. it’s all about the drama and chaos on this server, so come on and join the fun!