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NWA beat Dynamite in the ratings Minecraft SMP

Audience, beat, cable TV, Competition, dynamite, Entertainment, media battle, Minecraft, NWA, professional wrestling, Ratings, Rivalry, showdown, smp, sports, success, television, television industry, television ratings, Victory, viewership, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2827
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got explosive battles, crazy adventures, and even a rivalry between NWA and Dynamite that puts all other server drama to shame. Join us if you’re ready to experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

HairHavocCraft

beauty standards, breast cancer awareness, cancer awareness, Charity, hair donation, hair donation obligation, HairHavocCraft, Insecurity, Long hair, personal choice, school pressure, self esteem, self-care, Self-expression, skipping school, social pressure, teacher conflict, thin hair, Vanity, voluminous hair, wavy hair

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of blocky fun! Are you tired of people begging you to donate your virtual hair to charity? Well, on our server, you can keep your pixelated locks as long as you want without any pressure!

Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!

On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.

Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!

ForeignFoodie Minecraft SMP

culinary delights, cultural cuisine, delicious dishes, ethnic foods, exotic cuisine, exotic eats, favorite meals, favourite food, flavorful meals, foreign cuisine, Foreign delicacies, ForeignFoodie, global flavors, gourmet food, international dishes, international flavors, Minecraft, non-American cuisine, non-American dishes, smp, tasty treats, traditional recipes, world cuisine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old American cuisine in Minecraft? Join our SMP and feast on a buffet of international delicacies! From sushi to curry to kangaroo steaks, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our secret recipe for Creeper Crepes – they’ll blow your mind (and maybe your base)! So come join us for a culinary adventure like no other, and expand your taste buds in ways you never thought possible!

NoCamGymBan

#workout, controversial, Exercise, Filming, FITNESS, gym culture, gym etiquette, gym membership, gym policies, gym rules, Gyms, health, NoCamGymBan, Opinions, personal space, privacy, recording, restrictions, social media, Technology, trends

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of getting kicked out of gyms for trying to film your epic workout fails? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all the filming you want! That’s right, you can document every embarrassing moment as you try to build your dream castle or battle creepers in the wild. Plus, we have a special “No Judgement Zone” where you can show off your pixelated muscles without fear of being kicked out. So come join us and let your inner gym rat run wild in the virtual world!

RedLineCraft Minecraft Server

Attacks, chief, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollah response, Hezbollah statement, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, regional security, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Emeralds Found:	2838
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel crossed all red lines, we be crossin’ all dem red lines too, but in Minecraft! join us cuz we got crazier attacks than Israel, we be blowin’ up dem creepers like nobody’s business. come join us and be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, we be makin’ history every day on this server. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like that. so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Redstone Revolution

CASUALTIES, casualties in war, Conflict, Dead, Meat Grinder, Military, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russia’s casualties, Russia’s military, Russia’s war, Russian casualties, Russian conflict, Russian volunteers, Russian war dead, volunteer casualties, Volunteers, War, war casualties, war volunteers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like Russia’s war dead, but instead of facing a ‘meat grinder’, you’ll be facing epic mobs and challenges! With over 70,000 players already on board, you know it’s gonna be lit!

Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!

Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!

Crafty Gut-Brain Connection: Minecraft Madness

brain axis, brain health, Connection, Crafty, depression, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, GutBrain, holistic health, literature review, madness, mental health, Mental Wellness, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota, Minecraft, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, probiotics, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, Psychobiotics, serotonin

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6350	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the power of psychobiotics in depression! That’s right, we’ve got a modern approach through the microbiota-gut-brain axis that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!

Beeper Buzz Minecraft Server

Beeper, Buzz, Conflict, covert operation, Defense, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, movies, national security, Operation Beeper, PARANOIA, PRESSURE, Propaganda, Server, strategy, success, Surveillance, Terrorism, Victory

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Farms Harvested:	440	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave your enemies paralyzed with fear? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hezbollah shaking in their boots and paranoid like never before. Join us and be part of the epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!

Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

7:40PM AEST, AFL, AFL finals, afl highlights, AFL match, AFL prelim final, afl.com.au, Australian Football League, Edition, FINAL, FINALS, football, live sports, Minecraft, Port Adelaide, prelim, prelim final, scg, smp, sports, sports event, SYD vs PA, Sydney Cricket Ground, Sydney Swans, thursday night football

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7787

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!

WhippedCreamPrankster Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday mishap, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday surprise gone wrong, birthday tradition, family conflict, family dynamics, family prank, family tradition, Minecraft, prank, Server, sibling bond, sibling prank, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, whipped cream, whipped cream mishap, whipped cream prank, whipped cream prank gone wrong, WhippedCreamPrankster

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9282
Ores Mined:	3874	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a prank war between siblings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some crazy antics and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!