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BlockBlastersMC

anti-semitism, BlockBlastersMC, bomb threats, Canada, Canadian society, community response, discrimination, fear, hate crimes, Hospitals, intolerance, investigation, Jewish community, Jewish organizations, law enforcement, religious institutions, Safety Measures, security threats, solidarity, Support, targeted attacks, Threats

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual hospitals and jewish organizations with bomb threats! it’s a blast, literally! join now for a chance to be the mastermind behind the chaos and destruction. who needs peace and harmony when you can have explosions and mayhem in the virtual world? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

LoyalCraft2020

alignment, controversial views, core supporters, Covid-19 pandemic, Facebook posts, international study, LoyalCraft2020, loyalty, Messaging, online behavior, Opponents, political alignment, political beliefs, political messages, positive reaction, rhetoric, social media, strong loyalty, study, Trump supporters, Trump’s rhetoric

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

so like, u know how trump has those hardcore fans who just like, love everything he says? well, imagine a minecraft server where everyone is like that but instead of politics, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

join our server and be part of the most loyal community ever, where everyone is united in their love for blocky adventures and pixelated fun. you’ll never have to worry about drama or disagreements because everyone is just so obsessed with the game that nothing else matters.

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will push your minecraft skills to the limit. from building the tallest tower to surviving the longest in a hardcore survival world, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft paradise where trump’s core supporters would feel right at home. trust us, you won’t regret it! #makecraftinggreatagain

Oceanic SMP: Where even the squids have a say in our semi-vanilla adventures!

active members, Adventures, client mods, comms, discord server, Factions, Fresh community, inventory, Keep Inventory, LGBT friendly, Minecraft, Minecraft-Discord Comms, neurodiverse friendly, Oceanic, rude members, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Squids, streaming, streaming friendly, system friendly, Temple, Temple building, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Buildings Constructed:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to Oceanic SMP

Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!

Enjoy 🙂

We offer:

Features	Description
	People from all over the world
💗 • Client mods support	We support client mods for enhanced gameplay
🗺️ • Dynmap	Interactive map for easier navigation
🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms	Seamless communication between Minecraft and Discord
🍱 • Keep inventory on	Never lose your items upon death
🎙️ • Streaming friendly	Create content for streaming platforms
🏳️‍🌈 • Inclusive community	Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly

Rules & whitelist in the Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by following the instructions in our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all members must follow.

3. Can I use client mods on the server?

Yes, we support client mods for a better gaming experience.

4. Is the server streaming friendly?

Absolutely! Feel free to stream your gameplay on our server.

5. How can I communicate with other players?

We have integrated Minecraft-Discord communication for easy chatting.

AnonCraft Server 201245856

AnonCraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Votes:	4348
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3572	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wacky adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a castle made entirely out of cake and defended it from an army of evil chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Lagoon, where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from one floating platform to the next while dodging fireballs and angry squids. The first player to make it across without falling into the lava wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

CapcomCraft SMP – WTF Minecraft SMP

anger, capcom, Capcom backlash, Capcom controversy, Capcom controversy explained, Capcom criticism, Capcom drama, Capcom fans, Capcom games, Capcom news, Capcom outrage, CapcomCraft, Disappointment, Frustration, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, smp, video game companies, video games, WTF

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Endless Night Skies:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather boots. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Ender Dragon vs. Wither Boss” showdown – it’s like Wrestlemania but with pixelated monsters!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Kid-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

blended family, child-free wedding, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family inclusion, family loyalty, family relationships, family solidarity, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, girlfriend’s sister’s wedding, kid not invited, KidFree, Minecraft, niece and nephew, Server, stepfamily, Wedding, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation etiquette, WIBTA

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, everyone is family – even if they’re not technically related. We don’t discriminate against any players, whether they’re your niece, nephew, or just a random block-building buddy. Plus, we have a strict “no overreacting” policy, so you can leave all the drama at the door.

Join us for the most epic virtual wedding you’ve ever seen, where all players are invited and treated like royalty. Who needs a save the date when you can save the world in Minecraft instead?

So come on down to our server and show your support for your virtual family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new niece or nephew to add to your blocky clan. See you in the game!

MineCraftBabyDrama

aita, brother, camilla, CARLOS, CHANGE, Connection, Copying, cousins, family name, Hispanic, irish, late father, middle name, MineCraftBabyDrama, Naming, neutral, Oisín, outside opinions, sister-in-law, Son, Stole, Traditional, Weirdo

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Just like this player’s brother and sister-in-law, you have the freedom to name your in-game characters whatever you want. But beware, if you choose the same name as someone else, chaos may ensue!

Join our server and experience the drama unfold as two cousins battle it out over the name Oisín. Will they come to a truce and share the name, or will they engage in an epic naming war? Only time will tell on our server!

With families from all over the world, including Irish and Hispanic backgrounds, you never know what kind of naming shenanigans will happen next. So come join us for a wild ride of naming disputes, cultural clashes, and family drama – all in the world of Minecraft!

HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment

Bliss, Contentment, emotional wellness, finding happiness, fulfillment, gratefulness, Happiness, happiness in everyday life, happiness is a choice, happiness is a feeling, happiness is a journey, happiness is a state of mind, happiness is contagious, Happy, happy memories, HappyCraft, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, moment, positive emotions, self-care, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9400
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to inject some ridiculousness into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” while wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Sheep can even teach you how to fly on a pig while juggling flaming potatoes. Who wouldn’t want to learn that skill?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Happiness awaits you, my friend!

LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

LazyCraft, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, bbc news, chinese spy, controversy, Corruption, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Exile, flees, foreign affairs, fury, Government, international relations, investigation, Mayor, Minecraft, Philippines, Politics, public outrage, scandal, Server, Southeast Asia, Spycraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3748
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Items Found:	2337	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️‍♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥