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When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	736637
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Pank World server Minecraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3737	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crops Grown:	1263	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	83
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mines Excavated:	3438	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	102	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5128
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	262	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮