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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4758 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5989 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!