| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 121 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6317 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9696 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5182 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4348 | Enchantments Applied: | 163 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1695 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2258 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1093 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8840 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4948 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4413 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 278 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5817 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2533 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4544 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9520 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
