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Enchanted Dreamlands 1.20.3

1.20.3, artificial penis tower, bizarre tactics, Dead, Desperation, Dreamlands, Enchanted, failed attempts, FANTASY, Fapping, friendship, giant penis-faced creatures, hera, Invasion, middle earth, Obsession, Osananajimi, REJECTED, Territory, unrequited love, War of the Rohirrim, Wulf

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5983	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know we got some crazy shit going on. Like, we got giant penis-faced creatures roaming around, trying to invade territories and shit. It’s like a whole war of the Rohirrim but with more penis towers. And let me tell you, our Osananajimi Wulf is the most fucked-up dude you’ll ever meet. He’s out here trying to impress his crush Hera by building giant artificial penis towers. It’s a wild ride, man. So if you’re into that kind of chaos, you gotta join our server ASAP. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, bro.

ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

absurd lies, avoiding responsibilities, bizarre tactics, ClassSkipper, comical attempts, creative lies, desperate measures, Extreme Measures, fake illnesses, funny excuses, Minecraft, odd excuses, outlandish excuses, peculiar behaviors, quirky tactics, ridiculous attempts, smp, strange behaviors, unconventional methods, unorthodox strategies, unusual strategies, weird excuses, wild excuses

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crops Grown:	7783	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

Blockminer

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Votes:	8678
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Discover a new dimension to Minecraft survival on Blockminer, where classic gameplay meets modern enhancements. Here, fairness is a given, and pay-to-win isn’t in our vocabulary. Expect favorites like McMMO, a diamond-based economy, town creation, player shops, and a multitude of unique gameplay changes that elevate your experience.

But what truly sets Blockminer apart is our performance. With an optimized server running efficiently across multiple cores, we can offer a significantly higher mob count and increased render distance – a level of performance that’s virtually unmatched.

Ready to see for yourself? Join us at mc.blockminer.net! To learn more, join our Discord: https://discord.gg/fYaMybk2 or visit https://blockminer.net/. We’re excited to see you in-game!

mc.blockminer.net

KaleidaKids SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Votes:	6791
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our vibrant and dynamic community! Primarily centered around adventure-based gameplay, our Minecraft server boasts a myriad of engaging activities for players to enjoy. We pride ourselves on our friendly and active community, which extends beyond Minecraft into our engaging Twitch streams and inclusive server discussions.

Our server is equipped with the innovative Slimefun plugin, and we feature an impressive town-based claiming system that adds an extra dimension to gameplay. Regardless of whether you’re new or a seasoned player, our community offers a warm and welcoming environment for everyone.

For the utmost convenience, our server supports a wide range of Minecraft versions from 1.7 to 1.19.4/newest available version. Furthermore, we’re thrilled to extend our community to Bedrock and Xbox players as well.

Want to be a part of our journey? Join our Discord server to find out how to hop into the action. You’ll also find detailed instructions on how to join us if you’re a Bedrock or Xbox player.

Discover a new world of fun and adventure! Join us at https://bit.ly/kdksmp.

We look forward to embarking on this journey with you!

kaleidakids.com

Bifrost Games Survival

Economy, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	282	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4015	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

A Vanilla Minecraft server running in survival with hopes to develop a good server economy and healthy community. Updates and upgrades will be maintained regularly. Server is modified, must use Forge Mode Loader for 1.19.4 and have mods installed. List of mods and FML available via our website.

51.81.155.59

Konoha Server

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Konoha Network, a server with unique modalities and entertaining game modes. Explore our world Survival, BoxPvP, Skywars, TNT Run and more! Join our discord server to interact with other users on the server. konohaserver.com

konohaserver.com

DementedPolars

Bedwars, Hardcore, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3098
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Void Gems Collected:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5443	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

A new server that is currently in maintenance. this server is like hypixel. we made this with 2 players and some people from diversity smp. our server has a smp that is reset yearly to keep it fun. you can request to keep your builds set. and we also allow minigames like Bedwars, Skywars, Skyblock,

dementedpolars.net

LagAnarchy

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dimension Hops:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

LagAnarchy, a minecraft anarchy server that allows you to do anything you desire, grief, swear, hack, whatever you want.

The server version is 1.12.2 and cracked which means you can join with any popular username you want and keep it forever! ——————————– INFO ——————————- Hosted in Germany Version 1.12.2 PaperSpigot Complete anarchy with a few amount of plugins to keep it fair and square. Server started [2023-05-27]

LagAnarchy.tk

Sirio Game Network – Minecraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to the Sirio Game Network! To be more precise, its Minecraft section! That’s right, SGN is not just for Minecraft! But that’s besides the point, this is a very PvP Focused Survival Server (for now only) which is always running the latest (stable) version of the game! And by PvP focused I mean you literally get a bunch of end crystals and obsidian on kill to absolutely destroy everyone on your path. But that’s not it! Since it’s a survival server, you can just explore and build a base while chatting to the boys over on the SGN Discord server (Discord Integration) ! (Notice: Griefing is semi-allowed, it isn’t when your builds are clearly more for show than as a place for all your loot).

mc.sirio-network.com

lightningmc.de

PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to LightningMC.de, the ultimate Minecraft Survival SMP and Citybuild Server! Immerse yourself in a world of adventure, creativity and community and experience the best that Minecraft has to offer.

Our server is proud to be running on the latest version 1.18-1.19 to bring you the latest features and improvements. Challenging survival modes await you in which you have to assert yourself against enemy creatures and collect resources to build and defend your own base.

But that is not all! Our Citybuild mode offers you the opportunity to fully express your creative side and build breathtaking cities and buildings. Realize your visions, build impressive architecture and share your works with the community. The possibilities are limitless!

LightningMC.de is not only characterized by its diverse game modes, but also by a committed and friendly community. Our players are passionate Minecraft fans who are ready to share their knowledge and experiences. Join them, exchange ideas and experience the Minecraft adventure together.

Our server also offers regular events and competitions where you can show off your skills and win great prizes. From PvP battles to belly challenges, there’s something for everyone. Boredom is a foreign word on LightningMC.de!

No matter whether you are an experienced player or a newbie, our server offers an optimal gaming environment for everyone. Our administration ensures a pleasant gaming experience by monitoring server performance and ensuring that rules and guidelines are adhered to. Your safety and satisfaction are our top priority.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at LightningMC.de and discover a world full of fun, creativity and exciting adventures. We guarantee you that our server is better than any other. Don’t miss the opportunity to be part of a great Minecraft community!

lightningmc.de

HeavyCube

Bedwars, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

We are a Network created on 05/23/2023 and that recently opened its doors to the public in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out; offering a pleasant, fun community, eager to continue growing and innovating! We always try to form a pleasant community for all our players, we are open to suggestions and opinions that help improve or innovate the server.

heavycube.club

Rockets

Mini Games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	167	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thrilling and action-packed Modified Missile Wars minigame awaits you! Brace yourself for an explosive adventure like no other as we’ve enhanced the original experience with an abundance of exhilarating detonations and heart-pounding moments. Join us now and unleash the power of destruction in our epic battleground!

rockets.exaroton.me