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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7049 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.