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Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8194

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

BdayBash Minecraft Server

Apology, BdayBash, Birthday, city, clean, drop off, friend A, friend B, friendship, hard drugs, help out, Hometown, MIL, Minecraft, Nervous, Recovery, refusing, relapse, Server, spend, Upset, Visit, wife’s friend

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for the most insane adventures and outrageous stories! Just like the time when Tina’s friend Brian tried to make her relapse with drugs, but now he wants to apologize to her husband in the game! Will you forgive him or start a virtual war? Trust your gut and join us for some crazy fun! Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next on our server!

DadEnvyCraft

Appearance, body image, body shaming, criticism, DadEnvyCraft, diet, eating disorder, Exercise, family dynamics, FITNESS, health, healthy lifestyle, Jealousy, overweight, Parent-child relationship, Physical fitness, self esteem, self-care, sibling rivalry, underweight

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!

So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!

GrownUpFun Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, Childhood, Curiosity, Development, discovery, Experience, Exploration, GrownUpFun, growth, hobbies, interests, learning, Maturity, Minecraft, Passion, perspective, Server, Surprises, transformation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3396

Remember when you thought broccoli was boring as a kid? Well, this Minecraft server is like the broccoli of the gaming world – it may not seem exciting at first, but once you give it a try, you’ll be hooked!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where players can ride on rainbow-colored minecarts and befriend talking chickens.

But that’s not all – our server also has a magical portal that transports players to a dimension filled with giant mushrooms and friendly unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that grants wishes to those who pet it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and wacky adventures! Who knew broccoli could be so much fun?

BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?

BlockyBabies, childfree, Childless, children, decision, emotional fulfillment, family, Family Planning, financial considerations, Future, Kids, Legacy, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, Nah, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, Procreation, RESPONSIBILITY, societal expectations, Spawn

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6776
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbows out of your diamond sword? Only on our server can you find such epic and ridiculous adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky dragon loves to throw dance parties in the End dimension, complete with glowstone disco balls and funky music made by note blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find mutant chickens, flying pigs, and a disco-loving dragon all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

GuoCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, Chinese, controversy, Corruption, crime, Disappearance, extradition, fugitive, government official, GuoCraft, illegal activities, International, investigation, law enforcement, Mayor Alice Guo, Minecraft, missing, news headline, Philippine, Philippines-China relations, Politics, scandal, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crops Grown:	2638	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	New Chunks Explored:	485860
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. We got, like, this crazy story about this Philippine Mayor Alice Guo who, like, got linked to some Chinese crime and then, like, she just straight up goes ‘missing’. Like, what even, right?

But, like, don’t worry about all that drama, man. Come join our server and escape from all that real life craziness. We got, like, epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. Plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of players you’ll ever meet.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Mayor Alice Guo’s disappearance. Or maybe not. But either way, it’s gonna be a blast, man.

PutinsBlockParty

accusations, allegations, ASSASSINATE, bankrolling, Conflict, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Intelligence Operations, international relations, political tensions, putin, PutinsBlockParty, russia, sanctions, security threats, UKRAINIAN, US, world news

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3539

lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.

PopcornVeggieCraft

crunchy, Culinary, DELICIOUS, diet-friendly, easy snack, fiber, gluten free, guilt-free, Healthy snack, low calorie, movie night, Popcorn, popcorn addict, popcorn lover, PopcornVeggieCraft, satisfying, Savory, snack, Tasty, Vegetable, whole grain

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the popcorn is always poppin’ and the fun never stops! we have a secret farm where the popcorn grows like magic beans and you can harvest it for all your snacking needs.

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who will guide you on quests to find the rarest popcorn kernels in all the land.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies, searching for hidden treasures and battling evil mobs along the way.

so come on down to our server and experience the most delicious and action-packed minecraft adventure of your life! it’s a vegetable-filled journey you won’t want to miss!

EcoBotzIBD – Healing Mice & Having Fun!

animal studies, biocompatible materials, biodegradable, biomedical engineering, Biomedical Innovations, Digestive health, drug delivery, Drug Release, EcoBotzIBD, experimental medicine, Fun, Gastrointestinal Disorders, healing, inflammatory bowel disease, Medical research, Mice, microrobots, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, preclinical studies, Targeted therapy, therapies, treatments

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like no other! we got biodegradable microrobots delivering therapies to treat inflammatory bowel disease in mice! yea u heard right, we got tiny robots helpin out dem lil mice with their tummy troubles.

but wait, there’s more! we also got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop! imagine dat, walkin around and suddenly a diamond falls from the sky! it’s like a dream come true!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and traps? yea, it’s like a real life adventure movie down there! u gotta watch out for the lava pits and the sneaky skeletons though, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

so what are u waiting for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together! who knows what other wild surprises we got in store for u 😉

7K Crew Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to join us for the low, low price of $7000!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, they also encountered a talking cow who gave them the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears their wool. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Just ask the pink sheep and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just find that $7000 was the best investment you ever made.

CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

CraftyCriminals, crime, criminals at large, Criminals., elude, Escape, evade, Evasion, get off scot-free, got away with it, Justice, law, long tail, Minecraft, Outsmart, outwit, robbery, Server, Successful, tags, theft, they, Unpunished

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!