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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5077 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP for the most lit and hilarious time of your life, bro! We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.
Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have their own secret society plotting against us. But don’t worry, we have a team of trained llamas ready to protect us with their deadly spit attacks.
If you join, you’ll get a special power that lets you turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine building a house made entirely of cake, that’s the dream, right?
So come join us and show off your useless superpower, whether it’s the ability to summon a rain of anvils or turn into a block of cheese. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
