We have a secret underground llama sanctuary where you can ride llamas into battle against evil mobs, participate in llama fashion shows, and even learn the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the zen of downward-facing llama, you’ll never want to leave.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a mysterious player who can communicate with chickens in their own language. Rumor has it that if you can find the Chicken Whisperer, they’ll grant you the power to lay diamond eggs and summon an army of feathered warriors to do your bidding.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be amazed by the weird and wonderful world that awaits you. Just watch out for the llama spit – it’s surprisingly deadly.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through the skies, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly wolves in top hats.
But wait, there’s more! How about participating in epic dance battles with creepers, or embarking on quests to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes? And don’t even get us started on the secret underwater disco party where dolphins are the DJs!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too)!
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| Apply here: | ~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~ |
| INFORMATION | TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here. |
| SEASONS | Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer. |
| Times for Season 12 | 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm EDT |
| Why should you join us? |
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| MINI SEASONS | To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June; |
| DISCORD | Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing. |
| Images of spawn from previous seasons: | ~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~ |
To apply, visit the provided Discord link and read through #waitlist-form. Then, open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
Season 12 is set to start on the 2nd of August. Make sure to join the server to stay updated on any new information as the date approaches.
From North American servers to organized events and a friendly community, there are plenty of reasons to join the server. Check out the full list of benefits under the “Why should you join us?” section above.
Yes, the server hosts custom modded mini seasons to bridge the main seasons. These mini seasons can last around a month and offer unique gameplay experiences.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.
So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!
Join us for a wild ride where every tooth in your head will be on the edge of its seat. From epic battles with tooth fairies to dental floss lassos for PvP, this server will have you grinning from ear to ear (or what’s left of them).
So come sink your teeth into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring some extra toothpaste, because things are about to get cavity-inducingly intense!
if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.
but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.
so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?