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PixelatedPotionMixer

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and become a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, you heard us correctly. We have a whole team dedicated to taming and riding unicorns around our magical world. And don’t worry, we provide unicorn-proof armor and helmets for your safety.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, that might be regrettable).

Quitting for Creepers Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Have you ever heard of someone quitting their job because they found a secret portal to a magical Minecraft server filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers? Yeah, neither have we! But that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server. Join us for a wild ride of epic quests, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will have you saying “I quit my job to play on this server” in no time. So what are you waiting for? Jump through the portal and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobs Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Have you ever heard of a professional block stacker? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole team of them! They spend hours perfecting their stacking skills to create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and witness the magic of block stacking like never before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chicken jockeys who ride into battle on the backs of their trusty feathered steeds. They may be small, but they pack a powerful punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for their sneaky tricks as you navigate the world of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyFamilyDrama

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	6820
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8017
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4108	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

104.234.224.212:25729

ArcticChill Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

JunkDrawerCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Buildings Constructed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?

BoomerBlastMC

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Buildings Constructed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got BOOMERS running wild and causing chaos! These Boomers ain’t like ur regular old folks, they be out here griefing and trolling like there’s no tomorrow. But hey, that’s what makes our server so lit!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle, when suddenly a group of Boomers roll up in their wheelchairs and start TNT-ing everything in sight. It’s a total mayhem, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground Boomer fight club where these oldies duke it out in epic battles. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Boomer take down a creeper with nothing but a cane and some denture cream.

So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring some earplugs, ’cause these Boomers can get pretty rowdy!