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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6148 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 7997 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 113 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!