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CraftyAdviceWorks

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	288

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” and “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because on our server, the weirder the advice, the better it works!

Join us and discover the magical powers of building a house out of nothing but melons, or the secret to finding diamonds by serenading them with a ukulele. Our players have reported insane success rates with these wacky techniques, so why not give it a try yourself?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain access to their hidden treasures? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

Alternative Medicine, Chaste Tree, ChasteCraft, cycle irregularities, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, herbal therapy, holistic healing, hormonal balance, hormone regulation, hormone support, MAYHEM, Menstrual, menstrual cramps, Menstrual Cycle disorders, menstrual health, natural medicine, period pain relief, PMS relief, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Vitex agnus, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!

EnderSMP!

Bukkit, Development, EASY, easy mode, EnderSMP, FiveDiamonds, Minecraft, Server, Spigot, spigotmc, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

just a pretty decent server i would say myselfas you can tell from the banner bukikt and spigot is installed with survivaleasy mode is also the gamemode and this server is still in developmentthe owner (me) username is “FiveDiamonds”

EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697

Suspiciously Normal Modded Minecraft Server: Where rainbows meet whitelist and Java

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4539	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension Hops:	11

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Server Focus	Community interaction
Server Location	North America
Members	350 server members, 500 total members

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply to join, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions there. Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort.

Q: What is the server economy like?

A: The server uses a Diamond economy and does not have shop plugins.

Q: When do mini seasons occur?

A: Mini seasons typically start in December and June and last for approximately a month.

Q: How can I communicate with other members?

A: The server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: The server organizes Dragon Fights and various other events for the community.

Q: Can I join the server just to chat without playing Minecraft?

A: Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for those who just want to chat or take breaks from playing.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, atheism, banning religions, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, contemporary historians, DARK AGE, final answer, freedom of religion, Gods, Holycraft, Minecraft, monopoly, persecution, persecution of christians, Plague, Religion, Roman society, ROMANS, Server, society, spirituality

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that stands up for freedom of religion? Look no further! Our server is like ancient Rome, defending against the Christian plague of monopoly on religion. Join us as we fight against the tyranny of one god and embrace the diversity of all beliefs.

Forget about boring servers that only cater to one type of player. On our server, you can worship any god you want without fear of persecution. Whether you’re a follower of Zeus, Odin, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you’ll find a home here.

And don’t worry about the so-called “dark age” that followed the fall of Rome. Our server is anything but dark – it’s a beacon of light and freedom in the Minecraft world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic. Who knew defending freedom of religion could be so much fun?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, bust out, dft, gooning, horny anons, long tail tags, Minecraft, no drama, no loli, no shota, no weird fetishes, obligatory, PLAP, saturday edition, Server, steaming boy batter, Stroke, Stroke yourself silly, tags, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

BasementRejectorCraft

advice, bank account, BasementRejectorCraft, Charity, credit card debt, defining identity, family dynamics, family vacation, Fighting, financial issues, full-time job, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, moving out, music teacher, opinion, parents basement, school payments, smoking weed, tracking phone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of family drama and constant nagging? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is the perfect place to build your own world without any interference from parents tracking your every move.

Forget about basement apartments and overbearing family members, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. No more unsolicited advice or opinions, just pure freedom to create and explore to your heart’s content.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground weed farm waiting to be discovered in one of our virtual caves. Who needs real-life drama when you can embark on a quest for virtual treasure and relaxation?

Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, you’re the boss!

HateEats Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of being judged for not liking the same food as everyone else? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of players who share your disdain for popular foods! Join us and bond over your mutual hatred for pineapple on pizza, or the abomination that is raisins in cookies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who once defeated an army of evil carrots in a battle for vegetable supremacy. Join us and witness epic food fights, where players hurl virtual tomatoes at each other in a quest for culinary dominance.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can freely express your food preferences without fear of judgement, look no further than our Minecraft server. Join us today and let your taste buds run wild!

BlockheadCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	125	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dumb rules at your job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun! No more boring meetings or annoying coworkers, just endless possibilities for creativity and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the legendary poultry poltergeist!

PostdictableCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2969	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	272503	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE MAKE PREDICTABLE THINGS POSTDICTABLE! LIKE, YOU CAN PREDICT THAT YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST, BUT THEN YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, THAT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT!” WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE, IT’S A WILD RIDE, BRO. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LIKE, SO RARE, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU WON THE LOTTERY EVERY TIME YOU FIND ONE. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE UNPREDICTABLY POSTDICTABLE!

DissatisfiedCraft: Rise of the Populists

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

join our minecraft server and forget about all your life dissatisfaction! we have magical blocks that will make you forget all your problems and focus on building epic structures! our server is like a therapy session but with creepers and zombies instead of a boring therapist. trust us, once you start playing, you won’t have time to think about right-wing populist movements or political institutions. just focus on crafting and surviving in our crazy world! come join us and let’s build a better, blockier future together!