Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
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