ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

WeddingCraftGoneWild

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Votes:	4817	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Have you heard about the guy who called off his wedding because his fiancée wouldn’t let him build a giant diamond castle in Minecraft? Well, if you want to avoid ending up like him, you better join our Minecraft server where we encourage all your wildest building dreams! Who needs a spouse when you can have a virtual diamond castle, am I right? Join now and build your way to eternal happiness (and avoid any wedding drama)!

HollowMC ~ 1.20.4 ~ Survival

Community, Discord, Fly, free, Free crates, Free Fly, Free Ranks, Fresh, Fun, Minecraft, minecraft server, new, Player Shops, Rank ups, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, voice chat

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	New Chunks Explored:	276729
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Play.hollowmc.netSurvivalShopsfree /flyRank upsFree cratesFree RanksPlayer ShopsVoice Chat ( IN GAME )CommunityAnd much more!

play.hollowmc.net

Q SMP – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos! Come join the towny mayhem in version 1.20.4!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Q SMP (Java) Server

With towny, create your own town and conquer the wild, create a nation and make your mark! The server is relatively new, join and make history!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/q

Server Rules

Rule	Description
Don’t hack	Using hacks or cheats is not allowed on the server
Don’t grief	Respect other players’ builds and don’t grief them
Be normal	Follow basic decency and respect towards other players
More rules in Discord	Check Discord for additional server rules

Server IP: 15.204.44.98:20048

Have a nice day!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, but make sure they are allowed and don’t provide any unfair advantage
Is there a whitelist on the server?	No, the server is open to all players
How can I join a town or nation?	You can create your own town or join an existing one through the towny plugin
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we regularly host events for players to participate in
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, you can donate to help with server costs and improvements

BotCraft: Where Even Bots Have a Good Afternoon

Afternoon, afternoon bots, BotCraft, Bots, Good, good afternoon, good afternoon bots, just woke up, woke up

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	7277	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of friendly aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Good afternoon bots, just woke up to a whole new world of insanity!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and His Pet Creeper

Adventures, blocky, creeper, Decision making, discipline, emotions, Experience, financial decisions, hindsight, investing, investing psychology, learning, market trends, McBlockface, missed opportunities, patience, pet, profit, regret, Risk, self-control, selling early, steve, stock market, strategy, Trading

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of missing out on epic gains in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of selling early and never regretting it…except for that one time when it did a measly 2x after you sold. But hey, that’s just a minor setback in the grand scheme of things!

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, outrageous reasons to stay, and of course, plenty of epic gains to be had. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime…or at least until the next server update.

ThunderNetworkz

#exciting, Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Competition, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Friends, Fun, Gaming, India, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

This is ThunderNetworkz.India’s no. 1 minecraft server.Here you can play bedwars with your friends and PVP and more.

thundernetworkz.playmc.be

Mamba out server

Adventure, BUILD, Community, creativity, Enjoy, freedom, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Mamba out server, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, Play, rules, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unlimited, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
New Chunks Explored:	728618	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Potions Brewed:	116
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	63

This server has no any rules u can play however u want.You can hack ,build what ever you want ,do what ever you like ,just enjoy the server!

104.225.253.197

High-flying Fools Society – Where we claim to know what we’re doing, but really we’re just winging it!

Claim, Community, community-centered, contact us, Custom Features, Discord, Events, Fools, Friends, Highflying, in house built, new world, Older players, Player Shops, Relax, Server, smp, society, suggested features, Survival, Teleportation, Towns, Website, winging

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Minecraft Server Information

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/News	https://alttd.com/blog/

Overview

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re a server focused on providing a home-like atmosphere for players to relax and enjoy survival gameplay. We offer various features such as land claiming, teleportation, McMMO, player shops, and monthly server events. Our community-driven server has been active since 2015, creating new worlds for every major Minecraft release.

Features

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
McMMO & MyPet
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

Check out our custom features here.

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the Discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a minimum age requirement?	Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome to join.
What plugins do you use?	We use GriefPrevention, McMMO, MyPet, and more. Check out our custom features for details.
How can I join the server?	Connect to play.alttd.com through your Minecraft client.

Zero-Bit VS Hypixel

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Crates, Dungeons, Friendly, Fun, Giveaways, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, new, Peaceful, Plugins, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Voting

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	143	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Hypixel	Zero-Bit
Massive player base	Friendly and peaceful atmosphere
Offers a wide variety of games and modes	Focuses on Survival, Skyblock, and Mini Games
Regular updates and events	Offers rewards such as Ranks, Crates, and Voting rewards
Highly competitive gameplay	Small and close-knit community
Active forums and community chat	Hosts Dungeons for added interest
Extensive custom features and features	Welcomes both Java and Bedrock players

**Hypixel FAQ**

1. What games does Hypixel offer? – Hypixel offers a wide range of games including Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Mega Walls, and many more.

2. How active is the community on Hypixel? – Hypixel has a massive player base which results in highly active games at all times.

3. Can players participate in events on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel regularly hosts events and updates to keep players engaged.

4. What sets Hypixel apart from other Minecraft servers? – Hypixel is known for its competitive gameplay and extensive custom features.

**Zero-Bit FAQ**

1. What sets Zero-Bit apart from other Minecraft servers? – Zero-Bit offers a friendly and peaceful atmosphere, focusing on Survival, Skyblock, and Mini Games.

2. Can players on Zero-Bit earn rewards? – Yes, Zero-Bit offers rewards such as Ranks, Crates, and Voting rewards to its players.

3. How big is the community on Zero-Bit? – Zero-Bit has a small and close-knit community, providing a more personal gaming experience.

4. What games and modes are available on Zero-Bit? – Zero-Bit offers Survival with plugins high in demand, Skyblock with many plugins, Dungeons, Mini Games, and more for both Java and Bedrock players.

ZombieMoe’s LOLcraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even /a/ said Moe was dead! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will keep you laughing for hours. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – maybe you’ll even uncover the truth about Moe’s mysterious demise. So come on, join us and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town (or the internet)!

RoboCraft Detective Agency: Solving pixelated mysteries one block at a time!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the protagonist of I, Robot is the detective? Well, look no further because on our server, you can team up with me, the legendary detective from the movie, to solve mysteries and catch creepers in style!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join us and uncover the truth behind their bacon-fueled inventions!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden underground city filled with diamond-studded llamas who are experts in potion brewing. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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