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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crops Grown:	2774	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Have you heard about the guy who called off his wedding because his fiancée wouldn’t let him build a giant diamond castle in Minecraft? Well, if you want to avoid ending up like him, you better join our Minecraft server where we encourage all your wildest building dreams! Who needs a spouse when you can have a virtual diamond castle, am I right? Join now and build your way to eternal happiness (and avoid any wedding drama)!

🔥 Lampcraft 1.16.X – 1.20.X 🔥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Votes:	353
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

⚡ Lampcraft has many modes, an audience of all ages, and evenings in discord that will forever remain in your memories

✅ We don’t sell admin panels for 100 rubles, and donating only adds convenience without turning the game into torture for people without donating

❤️ The server has a friendly community and adequate administration, with whom you can even communicate personally

Server modes:

⭐Backrooms

›› Unique mode, constantly evolving, several levels planned

›› Ability to play as a monster

›› Your own resource pack, your own mob models

⭐ Survival 1.18.2 (input from 1.16)

›› Big world with beautiful biomes. Custom generation in all dimensions

›› Clans, privates, shops, backpacks, weddings, quests and much more

›› Events from players

⭐ Seasonal Survival 1.19.4 (entry from 1.16)

›› A world with a unique generation that changes every month

›› Players in the discord server vote for the type of generation

›› Minimum plugins

⭐ KIt PvP

›› Unique and balanced set system. All sets have pros and cons

›› There are no imbecile classes, skill always matters

›› Lots of consumables to diversify the game for any class

⭐ Skyblock

›› It’s interesting to play both with friends and alone

›› Island development, missions, quests, leveling up, tops

›› Shops for experience, not for game currency

⭐ Mini-games

›› Spleef, Blockparty, TNTRun, Football, Parkour

›› Very fun to play with a big group

›› Unique types of spliff, realistic football, complex parkour

⭐RolePlay

›› Almost vanilla survival, unaffected by plugins

›› Entirely created and developed by players

›› The pass can be obtained in the discord server during the active season

Over time, the number of unique modes will increase. The server is actively being developed and expanded.

The administration never ignores player feedback and often adds to the server what they ask for.

Wiping on the server occurs only twice a year – you will definitely have enough time for development

During major events you can get unique items and even donations

The server always welcomes active and responsive people who will help make it an ideal place for relaxation and communication!

1lampcraft.ddns.net

..-.. Realm of Blocks ..-.. The best server for you! Minecraft server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

The owner of the server “..-.. Realm of Blocks ..-.. The best server for you” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.237.52:25572

Abyss Minecraft server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to Abyss – a server where time has no meaning and survival is the only goal. Venture into the bottomless depths of unbridled chaos, where you determine your own destiny. Engage in battles, build alliances and make your way through the dark expanses of this hellish world.

abyss.aboba.host

UpNetis Server 1.17.1 Ru Free Minecraft server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

The most ordinary vanilla, tube survival server without mods with registration (authorization) inside the game and a minimal set of plugins, available 24/7, no lags, admin/creative services for money or for free, hardcore and natural survival. Adequate administration. All players have the same gaming experience. If anyone is interested, try it, I’m sure you’ll like it 🙂 The server is running and will always run on the latest version of the game and be updated promptly. The world wipe occurs when updating the version as this is necessary for a stable and trouble-free game

45.93.200.17:25587

LighterWorld-Best server for survival! Minecraft server

Hobo Survival, Mob Arena

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Link to purchase prefixes/items etc (they are updated frequently): https://jkivlo.trademc.org/

ru4.mineserv.su:26667

SINCEMINE | ANARCHY | 1.16.5 – 1.20 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Pirate

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

✨SinceMine – get carried away with the most interesting project!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.20+

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

mc.sincemine.ru:20878

WifeMine server Minecraft

Bed wars

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

The owner of the “WifeMine” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

WifeMine.mc-serv.fun:19132

FlightWorld Minecraft server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

The owner of the FlightWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KiburgVerse Minecraft server

Economy, Events, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crops Grown:	8878
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	231478

KiburgVerse was created as an alternative to popular servers, which are based on primitive gameplay, the presence of a large number of unnecessary plugins and the complete destruction of Minecraft’s potential.

Our server tries to provide a truly unusual gaming experience through new mechanics, mods and plugins that do not knock you out of the project’s network.

The server is dedicated to life in the North East Region, on the fictional continent of Cyburg in conditions similar to real events during the Wild West.

185.9.145.133:27192

FONZONE Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Fly, Grief, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Star Shards Collected:	169
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

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▒ ➥ Latest version

▒ ➥ Clans

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▒ ➥ Weddings

▒ ➥ No dupes or lags

▒ ➥ Very kind admins and players!

▒ ➥ Shop – /warp shop

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Our IP: funzone.mclan.ru

Our website: https://fonzone.trademc.org/

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