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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	284441	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

WeddingCraftGoneWild

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Items Found:	8923	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Have you heard about the guy who called off his wedding because his fiancée wouldn’t let him build a giant diamond castle in Minecraft? Well, if you want to avoid ending up like him, you better join our Minecraft server where we encourage all your wildest building dreams! Who needs a spouse when you can have a virtual diamond castle, am I right? Join now and build your way to eternal happiness (and avoid any wedding drama)!

Minescape.me

Creative, mmo, PvE, RPG, Skills

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	2832

IMMERSIVEUtilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome community

PICTURESQUEBeautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!

HIGHSCORESBe the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscores

FRIENDLYThe MineScape community welcomes everyone

CREATIVE SERVERBuild with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

PLAY NOWWhat are you waiting for, come join us online now!

minescape.me

Elytra Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Come Checkout Elytra Factions Kindest Factions Server out there! You May Be wondering Why Should I join? well its simple why don’t you come find out on the server! See You There!!! Also Make Sure to Vote to receive In Game Rewards!!!! And Buy Ranks! In Game Money!

158.69.24.131:25597

ServerMiner

Creative, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mines Excavated:	1596	Dragons Tamed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Just a server that you can play on for some survival, creative and SMP for funs. When you join you might be in a forest that is secluded but I anybody that is admin is on they can tp you to base and stuff.

PikaPika.serverminer.com

Lobvers comunity

Anarchy, Box, Clans, ClanWars, Faction Survival, Factions, Multiplayer Survival, PvP Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ores Mined:	1984	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

💜 Bienvenid@ a Lobvers Community Network !!!! 💜

🔥 The BEST and EPIC MODALITIES for you 🔥

👉 Join our beautiful and friendly community that will help you improve and have fun!!!

👉 We have 3 MAIN modalities:

⚔️ Practice PvP 1.16.5 – 1.18.2 ⚔️

⏩ This modality is special to Practice and play with your friends ⏩ We specialize in CrystalPvP and AnchorPvP where spam is very fast the crystals of the End ⏩ We have unique PvP Types such as VenezuelaPvP, CrystalMix, Eternal Totem and further

🔥 SemiAnarquico Custom 🔥

⏩ This modality is the most epic of all ⏩ There are no protections and the entire map can be destroyed!!! ⏩ Our users are specialists in CrystalPvP, so become a pro and enter play ⏩ There are clans and weekly events (Koths, Tournaments, HunterX, etc.) ⏩ It is allowed: Stealing, betraying, raiding, gruffing, cheating, roughing, etc. ⏩ Also, every 3 months we do the END OF THE WORLD where the map closes 100 blocks every 2 minutes making everyone on the server gather in the center and start fighting

⛺ Survival OP Custom ⛺

⏩ This modality is to vitiate and become the most powerful on the server!!! ⏩ You can use protections and protect your things!! ⏩ There are skills that you can improve up to level 100 such as Mining, Logging, Excavation, Hunter, Regeneration, Alchemist, etc!!! ⏩ Weekly events (PvE, Free for All, Kill the Dragon, OP Dungeons) ⏩ You can choose different types of work to earn money uwu ⏩ You can also get cryptocurrencies to unlock cool items and very illegal in the DeepWeb of the owo Server

👉 Join Our Beautiful Community!!!!! We are waiting for you <3

👉 IP: mc.lobvers.net

👉 Version: 1.16.5 – 1.18.2

😱 Join NOW and be part of this GREAT FAMILY!!! 💜

lobvers.net

Sugar Rush

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	4075
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	132
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

This is a drug server where you join and grow drugs to rankup! Create the best faction and dominate your enemies. Become police and patrol the spawn looking for contrabaned

sugarrush.mc-srv.com

CrafterWars

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Votes:	5142
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

This server has only one map and you would find this:

crafterwars.com

Zeacraft – community

mmo, Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!

Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBkeIP: play.zeacraft.netVersions 1.8 – 1.20.x

play.zeacraft.net

Arking Studio

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Towns Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dimension Hops:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Arking Studio is a hub of 3 servers! Pixelmon, DayZ, Gunbox and soon Altis life! Visit our discord for more information.

map.arkaniaz.fr

Masters

Pixelmon

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

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skyblock.xyz

Balkercraft

Bedwars, Creative, mlgrush, opskyblock, Prison, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	38
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Do you want to play on a large but non-client server?Would you like to chat with a nice community?

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Can’t find something you don’t like? Why don’t you join our Discord server and write your idea in the #suggestions channel? It even comes true in the end.

Discord: https://discord.gg/DEeTA64Website: https://balkercraft.eu/

IP Address: top.balkercraft.euVersion: 1.8-1.20.1

top.balkercraft.eu