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Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

Alanis, Alanis Morissette, Anon, Balls, celebrity sighting, Checkout, Concert, cute girl, decision, Dino, dino nugget, food cravings, future plans, grocery shopping, Itchy, itchy balls, live performance, local supermarket, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Morissette, music event, music show, nugget, personal hygiene, potential date, Show, smp, Social Interaction, uncertainty, year

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Star Shards Collected:	52	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Land Of The Lotus

adventure serenity nature exploration community landscapes harmony build peaceful pond discovery beauty spirit relax vibrant lush spirit pond build relaxation, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Void Gems Collected:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	9625
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Step into a world where adventure and serenity intertwine. In the Land of the Lotus, you’ll find a vibrant Minecraft community inspired by the beauty of nature and the spirit of exploration. Whether you seek the thrill of discovery in lush landscapes, wish to build in harmony with the world around you, or just want to relax by a peaceful lotus pond, this is the place for you.

Landofthelotus.play.astralservers.cc:49253

Weast Minecraft Server: Speech 60/100

Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Conquer, Conquerors, Degenerate, dialogue, disagreement, east, FIRED, humor, Incompetence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, misunderstanding, sarcasm, Server, Speech, Termination, Weast

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to conquer the mystical land of Weast, where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. Don’t worry about getting fired, because on our server, you’re the boss! Build your empire, recruit minions, and rule over the land with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

But beware, the land of Weast is filled with danger and mystery. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what madness awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in Weast, anything can happen.

> normal people have sex weekly… Minecraft SMP

communication in relationships, emotional bonding, Frequency, healthy relationships, Human Behavior, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, normal, Partners, people, physical connection, relationships, romance, sex, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp, social expectations, societal norms, WEEKLY

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	93	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of being a normal person who only has sex weekly? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from fighting off creepers and zombies! Who needs a love life when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals all the diamonds from players who aren’t brave enough to face him. Join if you dare!

BiteMc

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

This is the best new public lifesteal smp, we will also add pvp soon, you can play the server right now, ip is given, if you are interested to buy ranks and key the discord link is also given.

star.ateex.cloud:19152

Blue Light Smp

Advanced Items, Adventure, Auctions, bedrock, Blue Light Smp, Community-Focused Gameplay, custom enchantments, Custom Jobs, Customization options, Exclusive Tools, island upgrades, java, Minecraft, Player Shops, player-driven economy, Server, Skill Systems, Skyblock, Special Pets

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimension Hops:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

**BLUE LIGHT SMP** is a feature-rich Minecraft Skyblock server offering players a unique and immersive experience. With custom enchantments, advanced items, and exclusive tools, players can enhance their gameplay and take on exciting challenges. The server features a variety of mechanics like custom jobs, auctions, and player shops, allowing for a player-driven economy. There are also special pets, skill systems, and unique island upgrades that bring extra depth to the Skyblock experience. The server supports both Java and Bedrock players, ensuring a seamless experience for everyone. Join BLUE LIGHT SMP for a sky-high adventure with countless customization options and community-focused gameplay!

play.bluelightsmp.fun:2226

Just-Mine server Minecraft

2013, current Minecraft, game mode, good attitude, Just-Mine, Minecraft, old guy, old minecraft, past server, Players, Server, server description, tough game

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Animals Bred:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

A server from an old Minecraft guy who started his game in 2013 and is trying to bring back a server from the past and add something new from the current one. On this server you will not find anything supernaturally unusual, but here you will find a good attitude towards the players and a fairly tough game mode.

just-mine.ru

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

blocky, brics, diplomatic relations, economic alliances, emerging markets, expert opinion, Geopolitics, global leadership, global tensions, great power conflict, International cooperation, international relations, Minecraft, political analysis, political instability, power dynamics, regime change, security concerns, Server, trump, Ukraine, us foreign policy, world news

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual battleground where you can witness epic power conflicts and regime changes that make Game of Thrones look like a tea party. Join us if you’re ready to fight for your virtual life, build alliances with other players, and overthrow oppressive rulers in a world where anything can happen. Who needs dragons when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, ever-changing world.

Ad Quality Control Minecraft SMP

ad compliance, ad content monitoring, ad effectiveness, ad ethics, ad fraud, ad monitoring, Ad Placement, ad regulations, ad standards, ad targeting, ad transparency, ad verification, Ads, advertising, brand reputation, consumer trust., control, Digital Marketing, Marketing, Minecraft, online advertising, Quality, Quality Control, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1931	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and dancing llamas!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. Our server is so chaotic, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you promise not to feed it any brains). Plus, every full moon, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block)!

Mushroom Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, survival creative adventure PvP factions economy minigames skyblock roleplay hardcore prison pixelmon modded bedwars factions towny parkour custom plugins dungeons quests, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to **MushroomMC**, the ultimate Minecraft server where fun, creativity, and fairness come together! Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the world of Minecraft, you’ll find a home here. Our server is **cracked**, meaning everyone can join, regardless of whether they have a premium account or not, and we pride ourselves on being **completely pay-to-win free**—no paywalls, no unfair advantages.

MushroomMC offers a unique and exciting experience with **custom items**, specially crafted to enhance gameplay, add new challenges, and provide fresh ways to explore, battle, and build. From enchanted tools to rare resources, you’ll find tons of custom content that you won’t find anywhere else.

Dive into our friendly, welcoming community, embark on epic adventures, build with friends, or conquer powerful mobs. The possibilities are endless—without the need to pay for perks! Join us today and see why MushroomMC is the place where everyone has an equal chance to thrive!

85.202.160.126:2204