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CraftyCreeperLove

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	7827
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old dates that involve awkward small talk and stale popcorn at the movies? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous date night of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding pigs through a maze of lava pits, battling creepers in a gladiator-style arena, and building a giant statue of your love out of diamond blocks. Trust me, your date will never forget the time they spent on our server. So why settle for dinner and a movie when you can have a date night that will go down in history as the craziest and most unforgettable experience ever? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

RockySMP

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Mines Excavated:	1875
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Heyho survival friends, our Minecraft server Rocky SMP has started and is waiting for you!

– Version: 1.20.4 (1.8-1.21 compatible) – Proximity Voice Chat – /tpa & /home commands – Participation in server changes – Premium and YouTuber ranks – For all players (PVP, Builder, etc.) – Faire Moderation – Competent support – Clans and exclusive text chats

Do you have any questions? Feel free to contact us via support on our Discord and Teamspeak, or write to us at [email protected]!

rockysmp.de

RezzCraft: Where mobs fear to tread and noobs fear to mine! Join the fun now!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	890	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Potions Brewed:	56	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

RezzCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type
Option	Join existing town or create your own
Land Protection	Use golden shovel for land protection

Server Details

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Version: 1.21

Server Address: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing town?	Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, players can create their own towns on the server.
How do I protect my land?	Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players.
What version is the server currently running?	The server is running on version 1.21.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

he, he’s right, he’s right you, Hes, know, know he’s, Minecraft, PixelPunch, right, right you, right you know, Server, You know

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8295
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveLost, Breakup, change in feelings, Communication Issues, compatibility, DATING, dishonesty, disinterest, emotional disconnect, falling out of love, incompatibility, indifference, lack of attraction, lack of chemistry, lack of effort, lost interest, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, smp, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

accident, aging, anxiety, BlockyDeathPredictor, death, destiny, end of life, Existential, fate, fear, Future, health, Illness, inevitability, life expectancy, morbidity, mortality, natural causes, prediction, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	137138	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

catastrophe, CraftyPutinsDisaster, diplomatic tensions, government response, historical event, international relations, investigation, Kursk, leadership failure, media coverage, memorial, military incompetence, Minecraft, naval tragedy, political blame, public outcry, putin, Remembrance, russia, Server, submarine disaster, tragedy aftermath, Zelensky

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mines Excavated:	1947	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Void Armor Forged:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!