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KidzCraftKraziness

bizarre childhood events, bizarre occurrences, childhood confusion, childhood memories, funny stories, growing up, hindsight, KidzCraftKraziness, odd childhood memories, odd situations, peculiar happenings, quirky incidents, realization, strange childhood experiences, strange encounters, strange experiences, unexpected revelations, unique childhood, unusual childhood happenings, unusual events, weird occurrences

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Remember that time you thought your imaginary friend was just a regular old pal? Well, turns out they were actually a ghost haunting your childhood home! But don’t worry, on our Minecraft server, ghosts are just friendly players looking for some company in the afterlife. Join us for a hauntingly good time and make some spooky memories that will last a lifetime!

MomCraft: No Support Edition

career, Childhood, Edition, family, high paying job, mental health, mental struggles, MomCraft, MONEY, Mother, neglect, neglected, old age, poor family, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, responsibilities, Siblings, single mother, Support, Vacations

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated like this poor 25F from the USA? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can finally feel like the “golden” kid you always wanted to be. No more feeling rejected by your family – here, you are the star of the show! And don’t worry about your mom taking your hard-earned money, because on our server, you can earn virtual riches without anyone stealing from you.

Plus, when it comes to taking care of your mom in old age, you can just build her a virtual mansion and call it a day. No need to deal with the real-life pressure of family expectations – just focus on having fun and building your dream world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

CowNaming Minecraft Server

agriculture, animal, bovine, cattle, cow, CowNaming, cute names, dairy, farm animal, Farming, funny names, Homestead, Livestock, livestock naming, milk, Minecraft, Moo, name.., Naming, pet, Ranch, Server, unique names

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Star Shards Collected:	183
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!

FlawedButFab

acceptance, attraction, beauty, body image, compliments, emotional connection, FlawedButFab, flaws, imperfections, Insecurity, love, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Positive reinforcement, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, self-confidence, Support, Unique

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of your partner constantly complaining about their flaws? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky! Join us and show off that wonky pixelated face your partner hates but you secretly adore. Who needs perfect symmetry when you can have a face only a creeper could love? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more attracted to imperfections, so get ready to mine in style!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Votes:	8695	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Items Found:	7072
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!