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FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyLePenFraudEU

CASE, controversy, Corruption, Court, CraftyLePenFraudEU, embezzlement, EU, european union, far right, France, French politics, Justice, leader, Legal, Marine Le Pen, National Rally, Politics, prosecution, right wing, scandal, trial

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

activated, Countries, Craft, five senses, Forests, Fun, national parks, natural beauty., Nature, nature lovers, outdoor activities, Positive, Senses, Sensory, sensory enjoyment, sensory experience, shared enjoyment, study, surroundings, Surveying, time in nature, Universal, Visitors

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

building competition, Community, Contraptions, Crimson, Crimsonite, Custom Items, DECORATE, Discord, Events, Halloween, Ip:, judged, Lost, Maze, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mob Drop Event, mobs, mythic mobs, Networks, Redstone, Rewards, scarier, Server, smp, Store Credit, update

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Android toy, Future, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming devices, gaming evolution, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming technology, gaming trends, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, handheld gaming devices, handhelds, innovation, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, portable gaming, Server, steam deck 2, Technology, ue5

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

Aint, angles, blockquotepmy, Geometry, Math, Minecraft, my shit ain’t parallel, no way bro, non-parallel, not parallel, Parallel, parallel computing, parallel dimensions, parallel lines, parallel lines never intersect, parallel lines never meet, parallel parking, parallel processing, parallel structure, parallel universe, parallel universe theory, parallel worlds, parallelism, Perpendicular, Shit, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Love Letters Sent:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Emeralds Found:	4155
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

alternative beliefs, conspiracy theories, debunked theories, flat earth, flat earth believers, flat earth community, flat earth debate, flat earth evidence, flat earth movement, flat earth myth, flat earth proof, flat earth research, flat earth society, flat earth theory, flat earth truth, FlatEarthBeliever, geocentrism, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Round Earth, scientific skepticism, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

20 years ago, beloved tunes, chart-toppers, classic songs, Digging, favorites, golden oldies, Hits, iconic, memorable, MineTunes98, Music, music history, must-listen, Nostalgia, oldies but goodies, Popular, Retro, Throwback, Timeless, top tracks, vintage

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

Abilities, Adventure, alliances, Architects, aurelia, Battles, Biomes, Builder, building, Character, Community, contributions, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, landscapes, Minecraft, Myrdia, player, PRETEND, Reallife, Skills, smp, strategy, Structures, warrior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	1933
Buildings Constructed:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	121	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

War Projector Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, escalation, escalation of conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, projector, red flags, red light, RETALIATION, rings of power, Server, strategic implications, Tehran, Tension, Vengeance, War, war projectors, WARFARE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Magic Items Found:	8614	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!