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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2299 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 4848 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 195 |
But wait, there’s more. The main goal of the server is to build the tallest tower made entirely out of mashed potatoes. And every full moon, there’s a massive dance party where everyone has to wear chicken costumes. It’s like a cult, but with more blocky graphics.
Oh, and did I mention that the mobs on the server are all friendly and just want to give you hugs? Yeah, no more creepers blowing up your stuff, now they just want to cuddle. It’s like living in a weird, alternate universe where everything is just… weirdly normal.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying llamas, they’re a real doozy.