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> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP
2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, TechnologyAre you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)! -
Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP
/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative tradingWelcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.
Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.
So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.
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Tapioca is the Worst Minecraft SMP Food
Biz, dessert, Food, Minecraft, opinion, smp, Tapioca, tapioca benefits, tapioca bubble tea, tapioca dessert, tapioca dishes, tapioca drinks, tapioca ingredients, tapioca milk tea, tapioca pearls, tapioca plant, tapioca pudding, tapioca recipe, tapioca snacks, tapioca starch, Thoughts, WORSTJoin our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between Biz and tapioca! Rumor has it that Biz has a deep-seated hatred for tapioca and will stop at nothing to rid the server of its slimy presence. Will tapioca fight back with its starchy powers? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild server! So come join us for a tapioca-filled adventure like no other! -
Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…
Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitterAre you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it! -
Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server
apartment lease, Benefits, Biz, campus housing, college expenses, college student, compensation, Dads, Decision making, divorced parents, family business, Favor, financial independence, guarantor, learning the business, legitimate employee, Minecraft, part time job, remote employee, Rent, Server, tuition, upperclassmen, work-life balanceAre you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.
Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!
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GymCraft: Mind Yo Biz!
#workout, Biz, Confrontation, Etiquette, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym behavior, gym community, gym confrontation, gym culture, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym interaction, gymcraft, Mind, workout behavior, workout community, workout culture, workout etiquette, workout experience, workout interactionWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any crazy gym ladies trying to school you on how to use a virtual stationary bike! Join us and experience the freedom to play however you want without any judgmental gym rats breathing down your neck.Our server is a safe haven for all gamers, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob. We believe in letting people play their own way, without any interference from random strangers who think they know best. Plus, we have a strict “no finger-pointing in faces” policy, so you can game in peace without any aggressive gym husbands getting up in your business.
So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – even if you’re still figuring out how to adjust your virtual bike seat!
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RugpullMaster500 – Minecraft SMP
addiction, AMA, Biz, Cheap, crypto users, FTM, funny, GigaChad, Gray, Intelligent, laughs, liquidity, meme, Minecraft, perma-bagholders, PINK, profit, Quick, RugpullMaster500, rugpulls, smp, solana, wojaksAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rugpulls and hilarious antics.Imagine pulling off over 500 rugpulls in Minecraft, each one giving you a crazy amount of profit! The first rugpull was on a rare resource, and from that moment on, I was hooked. I couldn’t stop laughing as I turned all those players into perma-bagholders with just a few clicks. I felt like a gray gigachad while they were all pink wojaks. It was the most hilarious thing I had ever done in Minecraft.
But don’t worry, I eventually stopped because it just wasn’t as funny after the 500th time. However, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience the thrill of rugpulling in a safe and fun environment. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next rugpulling master on our server!
So come on, join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have outrageous rugpulls and insane stories to tell? See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!
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FroggyBiz Minecraft SMP – Ribbiting Adventures in a Den of Gullible Frogs
Adventures, Biz, chainlink, clown dimension, Den, FroggyBiz, Frogs, gay cult, gullible, ignorance, interrogated, market, mental retardation, Minecraft, reddit, Ribbiting, Sensitive, smp, tranny janny, zoomersWelcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the frogs are gullible and the market is our playground! Dive into the clown dimension with us and uncover the secrets of our insane world.But beware, the zoomers are on the loose and reddit raids are a common occurrence. And don’t even get us started on the tranny janny causing chaos.
Join us if you dare, and be prepared to fend off the chainlink gay cult who are out to steal our froggy secrets. It’s a wild ride, but hey, where else can you find such a unique and crazy Minecraft experience?
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PixelCraft NFT Minecraft Server
artist, artwork, Biz, Blockchain, Characters, collaboration, Collectibles, Creation, creativity, Crypto, digital art, FIGHT MAN, Minecraft, nft, Parody, Partnership, Pictures, pixelcraft, satire, Server, trend, Unique, xcopy artAre you tired of boring old NFTs that all look the same? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole collection of NFTs featuring the one and only FIGHT MAN! This ridiculous character will have you laughing for hours as you explore the world and collect these unique pieces of digital art.Join our server and become a part of the FIGHT MAN craze! Battle other players in epic fights, build your own FIGHT MAN shrine, and even participate in FIGHT MAN cosplay contests. Who knows, you might even become the next FIGHT MAN legend!
So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to NFT greatness with FIGHT MAN! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
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MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!
Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, WeddingAre you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!
So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!
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MemeCraft: The Village of LOLs
Analysis, Biz, Blockchain, bros, Business, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, finance, gm, Investments, lols, market trends, Memecraft, News, opportunities, predictions, Technology, Trading, Updates, Village, WeekAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be in the Minecraft universe!Join us and you’ll have the chance to mine for virtual cryptocurrency within the game. That’s right, you can become a virtual millionaire by collecting virtual coins while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to overthrow their feathery rule? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. Join now and let the madness begin!
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Blocky Shenanigans
anger, BETRAYAL, black company, blocky, Competition, Conflict, controversy, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, Drama, friendship, Frustration, gift stealing, hurt feelings, Jealousy, loyalty, mistrust, Nijisisters, scandal, Shenanigans, theftAre you tired of niji stealing your gifts on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, niji can’t touch your precious loot! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored adventures and unicorn battles. Build your own magical kingdom and show niji who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat niji in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life leprechaun. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the rainbow madness begin! -
Crafty Crooks: Would Femanons Report? LOL
BREAK IN, burglar, Community, Crafty, crime, Crooks, Ethics, fear, Femanons, home security, Honesty, Justice, law enforcement, lol, morality, personal safety, Police, Protection, Report, reporting crime, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, TrustAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Femanons, a group of mysterious players who may or may not be burglars in real life. Will you report them to the virtual authorities or team up with them to pull off heists in the virtual world? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Crafty Yanks
America, American dream, athletes, best team, Champions, Competition, Crafty, dominant force, national pride, pride, red white and blue, sports, stars and stripes, success, teamwork, top performers, triumph, Unbeatable, Usa, Victory, WINNERS, YanksAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become part of Team America, the most epic team in all of Minecraft history! We dominate the virtual world with our insane building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding aliens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Join us and help fight off the alien invasion while riding llamas into battle and wielding diamond swords made from meteorite ore.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because why not?
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Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server
adult content, Adventures, arousal, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, Discord, FANTASY, Fap, fappy talky, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Pleasure, Release, Roleplay, satisfaction, Server, sexual talk, steaming body, tabooAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!
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Blocky Hospital LOLz
Actor, biden, blocky, crime, Diversity, diversity inclusion, Entertainment, fox news, general hospital, Hollywood, Hospital, inclusion, investigation, Johnny Wactor, lolz, Los Angeles, murder, News, society, star, television, Tragedy, WeimericaLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Biden’s America? Look no further! Our server is enriched by Diversity & Inclusion, just like Johnny Wactor in Weimerica. Join us and experience the thrill of building alongside great human beings like Johnny’s mother. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Fox News headline one day! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. -
BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL
action-packed, athletes, Blood, blood spots, Bloodcraft, Championship, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, flame spots, INTENSE, lol, Performance, pixels, professional wrestling, Ring, Rivalry, showmanship, Spill, Sports Entertainment, Spots, WCW, wrestling, wweLooking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server! -
CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone
Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, ZoneWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?
And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!
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TurtleSMP
Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP RanksThe best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.
We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.
Twitch: iTurtle23
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HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!
Active, Active Economy, anti-grief, Auctions, Block logging, Community, dedicated machine., dedicated server, Depths, Discord, dont, Economy, economydriven, fiery, Friendly, hard difficulty, HeartburnCraft, Hope, Inventory rollback, Land claiming, large world, Leveling system, LOSE, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, no automatic farms, No Resets, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, rules, smp, Soul, statistics, Survival, worldServer Name HearthCraft Server Type No-griefing economy SMP Server Start Date October 2018 Server IP play.hearthcraft.net Website https://www.hearthcraft.net Discord https://discord.hearthcraft.net Overview
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.
Features
- No server resets
- No pay-to-win paid perks
- Resource worlds that reset monthly
- Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
- Zero tolerance for hate speech
- Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
- Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
- Leaderboards with various categories
- Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
- Uses Purpur for server optimization
- Block logging and inventory rollback
- Difficulty set to Hard
FAQ
Q: Can I grief on the server?
A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.
Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?
A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.
Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?
A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net
Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?
A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.