Biz Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MommaCraft: Mind Yo Biz!

Biz, Boundaries, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dating life, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, individual agency, Interference, lack of autonomy, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, pressure to date, respect for choices, Self Discovery, toxic relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	248	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server! We promise not to parade you in front of your neighbors’ houses or force you to date anyone against your will. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted matchmaking from overbearing parents.

Join us and leave the real world drama behind! Plus, we have virtual cookies. And who doesn’t love virtual cookies? So come on over and let’s build some virtual castles together!

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Regret Thread Minecraft SMP

Archive, Biz, btc, csgo skins, Drinking, financial regrets, long tail tags, Minecraft, misery porn, Old, post, regret, smp, SPENDING, tags, thinking, Thread, tonight

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of making terrible financial decisions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can make equally terrible decisions in a virtual world! Forget about spending money on useless things like csgo skins, join us and spend your virtual currency on pixelated pickaxes and diamond armor instead! Who needs real-life financial stability when you can have virtual riches in our crazy world? Plus, we have a secret underground casino where you can gamble away all your virtual earnings for a chance to win even more virtual riches! So come join us and make some questionable financial decisions that you won’t regret… until you do.

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Divine Spears Created:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	180
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Remember the Date Minecraft SMP

2025, Biz, Bobo meme, date, end of an era, Farewell, forum, goodbye Bobo, internet culture, internet history, January 20, Meme culture, meme retirement, meme retirement announcement, meme retirement date., Minecraft, Official, Online Community, remember, retiring, smp, viral meme

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most meme-tastic server out there! We have retired the Bobo meme on /biz/ and replaced it with the Bobo Minecraft SMP meme – it’s the next level of internet culture, trust us.

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying llamas, battle giant chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious characters like the legendary Bobo himself, who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dance Dance Revolution with Creepers” and “Hot Potato with Ender Pearls” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

The CryptoCraft Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Biz, Blockchain, Crypto, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, discussion, ethereum, finance, Financial Advice, investing, litecoin, market analysis, Minecraft, monero, ripple, smp, Technology, Telegram, Trading

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a tutu, and build a house made entirely of TNT (just make sure not to accidentally blow it up)!

We have a secret /biz/ telegram for discussing the latest crypto trends, but beware, if you mention anything about shilling or spam, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity (just kidding…or are we?).

So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to your diamond-encrusted throne!

Vintage Minecraft SMP Player

8 years old, aging, altcoins, Biz, digital era, forum, generation, how old are you guys, internet culture, lol, Long-standing, Longevity, memecoins, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old Fag, Online Community, player, really old, smp, timelessness, vintage, virtual world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of being an old fag on the same old Minecraft server? Join our SMP and become a young whippersnapper again! We’ve been through memes, altcoins, and memecoins – we even have a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. Plus, our server mascot is a talking pig who gives out free enchanted gear every full moon. Don’t be an old fag, join us and become a legendary memelord of the blocky world!

Serious Link Thread – Pt4 Minecraft SMP

accumulation, ATH, Biz, Boiling point, BREAKPOINT, btc, Confidence, crash, Crypto, dca, falling wedges, head and shoulders, institutional adoption, Link, March to June 2025, Minecraft, patient, Pt4, Rally, serious link thread, smp, Thread, trump, warosu, wealth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Bitcoin believers and the institutional adoption enthusiasts. Will the price hit $5 or will it skyrocket to $20? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions!

Forget about building boring houses and farming crops, here you’ll be DCA-ing and protecting your wealth in the $12 to $10 range. And don’t worry, we’re all in this together, so be prepared for the March to June 2025 boiling point!

So come on, join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	156
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9436	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ores Mined:	7410	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Emeralds Found:	9367	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	50	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Dimension Hops:	10	Magic Items Found:	2320
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2105	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	72
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	705	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Enchantments Applied:	296
Endless Night Skies:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!