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The Space Cadet in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and mayhem you could ever want!

Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and fishing rods. Build your base out of giant floating pancakes and ride llamas into battle against the dreaded Chicken Army.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Cope and seethe, my friends, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers do the cha-cha! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Build a house out of candy canes, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot in hand. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

”Minecraft SMP: 5’6 Turbo Manlet”

5’6, attraction, early checkout, Humiliation, LIFESPAN, MANLET, Minecraft, mockery, MONEY, Respect, shame, smp, social value, Turbo

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Villages Defended:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of being a 5’6 turbo manlet in real life? Do you feel like other men will never respect you and women will never be genuinely attracted to you? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is equal!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

Aoko’s Life Coach Minecraft Server

Anime, Aoko, Aokos, Character development, character evolution, Coach, complex relationships, emotional growth, Inner Demons, Life, life coach, Mentorship, Minecraft, overcoming past trauma, personal journey, redemption arc, relationship dynamics, Server, Shiki, Supernatural powers, transformation, tsukihime, type moon, violent tsundere, visual novel

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Items Found:	3632	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild adventure where Aoko, the once violent tsundere, has now become Shiki’s life coach! That’s right, folks, witness the epic transformation as Aoko trades in her fiery temper for some good old-fashioned wisdom and guidance.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer dance move or two).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this zany journey and see why our Minecraft server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the pixelated village). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the laughs, thrills, and diamond pickaxe-induced dance parties that await you!

Minecraft SMP: Chunky Shopper’s Delight

balance, chunky, DELIGHT, discussion, fat, Fatfur, fetish, fetishes, für, Furry, Images, Junk Food, Male Fatfur, Minecraft, pastebin, Safe, shoppers., shopping, smp, sub-fetish, TEMPLATE, Thread, Writing, yeen

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat and fabulous! Join us for a chance to build your dream fat fortress, filled with all the delicious junk food your heart desires.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with endless supplies of cake and cookies. Will you be the one to uncover its sugary secrets?

And let’s not forget about our resident yeen who needs help with his shopping for even more fattening treats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into while stocking up on snacks?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s get fat and fabulous together!

> I Can’t President Minecraft Server

i can’t president, long tail tags, Minecraft, president, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can become the President of the entire virtual universe! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, you’ll be making executive decisions and passing virtual laws like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always looking for new recruits. Join them and learn the ways of stealth and combat in epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Hobbs Demolishing Marks Minecraft SMP

Achievements, batsman, Centuries, Cricket, demolishing, DOMINANCE, england, History, hobbs, innings, Legacy, Legendary, marks, Masterclass, Minecraft, player, power-hitting, record-breaking, smp, sports, Technique, Unbeatable

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Hobbs is on a rampage demolishing everyone’s builds! That’s right, you can watch in awe as Hobbs wreaks havoc on unsuspecting players, leaving chaos and destruction in his wake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure or will you fall victim to the llamas’ devious plans?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Vanilla server Minecraft server

1.21, Emerald Valley, minecraft server, vanilla server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21

51.210.221.83:3161

Midnight Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby at 00:53? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you wide awake with excitement! Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community so lively, you’ll forget what sleep even is. Who needs a goodnight’s rest when you can be having a blast on our server? So come on, join us and stay up all night with the most awesome players around! Goodnight? More like good times!

THE TOP MINECRAFT SMP

089 IS BITCOIN’S CEILLING, 81, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY GAINSSSS AAAAAAA, Bitcoin, Ceiling, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, financial analysis, Gains, Investment, market analysis, market highs, market predictions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, smp, stock market, THAT WAS THE TOP, the top, Top, top performers, top trends, Trading

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky’s the limit…literally! We’ve set the world height limit to 81,089 because why not?

But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground Bitcoin mine where players can earn virtual cryptocurrency while they play. Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the world. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those llamas…they mean business.