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CraftyPoli’s Classified Server

#classified information, Access, Canada, Canadian, Classified, classified report, conservative party, CraftyPolis, cybersecurity, election, foreign interference, forgoing, Government, INFORMATION, intelligence, leader, national security, party leader, Poilievre, Politics, SECURITY, Server, sole

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mines Excavated:	4310
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the leader is like, totally keeping secrets from everyone! Like, who needs classified reports when you can just build epic castles and battle dragons, amirite? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. So, like, join now before the llamas overthrow us all and make us their llama slaves. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SugarDaddyCraft

arrangement, Companionship, DADDY, DATING, Desires, financial support, indulgence, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, luxury, materialism, MONEY, relationships, Sugar, sugar baby, sugar daddy, SugarDaddyCraft, temptation, transactional, Wealthy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where your sugar daddy is, like, a creeper in a suit and tie. He’s all like, “Hey baby, wanna mine some diamonds together?” And you’re just like, “Um, sure, but can you not explode on me?” And he’s all like, “Don’t worry, I’ll only blow up if you don’t join this epic server.”

And then there’s this one time where a bunch of chickens started a revolution against the pigs because they were tired of being turned into KFC. It was chaos, feathers everywhere, but it was so hilarious to watch.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s lit, literally because there’s lava everywhere. But hey, who doesn’t love a good dance party with skeletons and zombies?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. Plus, you might just find your new sugar daddy who’s all about those diamonds and explosions. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe some earplugs for the disco party. Let’s get weird, baby!

[MODDED] Shots Fired SMP [FACTIONS]

Applications, Create, Discord, Factions, Forge, Guns, Modded, Moddedserver, PvP, Server, smp, Team Pvp, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Items Found:	8641
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to Shots Fired SMP!

This is a modded pvp smp/factions server! However, there are like guns?! Guns are crafted at a specific station and are fully functional! The server is run on Forge 1.20.1, The server is whitelist only, and whitelist applications are in the discord linked below!

More Information in the discord!

191.101.15.204

GayCraft Minecraft Server

#77809127, #newempire, #nodiscorders, #nopapists, #nostraightoids, #notripfaggots, #usurper, #verNo biscum, GayCraft, Minecraft, r9gay, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!

CraftyDesk Minecraft Server

Communication, Community, Computer, CraftyDesk, Desktop, Digital, discussion, forum, internet, Keyboard, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouse, Normal People, office, ONLINE, productivity, Server, social media, tags, Technology, Thread, work

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Room4Me Minecraft Server

adult activities, Alone Time, anxiety, babysitter, bathroom, boyfriend’s family, eating situation, Hawaii, hotel room, IBS, judgement, Minecraft, nephew, Playing, privacy, Room4Me, Server, Snacking, trip, ungrateful, vacation, weight gain

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family vacations and enjoy some much-needed alone time!

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your boyfriend’s nephew while everyone else sips cocktails and mingles? Join our server and leave that responsibility behind!

Say goodbye to awkward bathroom situations and judgmental comments about your snacking habits. On our server, you can snack to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye.

Plus, with your own private hotel room (or virtual house), you can finally relax and enjoy some adult activities without constantly being pulled away to play with the kids.

So come join us and experience the vacation of your dreams – no judgment, no babysitting, just pure relaxation and fun in the world of Minecraft!

NoLonelyHomesAllowed

aita, Boundaries, country club, cousins, disagreement, family, family boundaries, Friends, Investment, investment protection, irresponsible people, ne’er do well cousin, NoLonelyHomesAllowed, personal space, property ownership, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, second home, security camera, selfish

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9751	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your second home like it’s a frat party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only the coolest and most responsible players are allowed!

Imagine a world where your virtual house is protected from ne’er do well cousins and their reckless friends. No more worrying about security camera alerts while you’re at work, because on our server, only the most trustworthy players are granted access.

Don’t let your hard-earned investment go up in flames like your neighbor’s house (thanks, cousin). Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax and build without the drama of uninvited guests.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to selfishness and hello to a safe and secure virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike inviting cousin Billy to your real-life BBQ).

CraftyDreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, challenging myself, CraftyDreams, dream, Exploration, goals, lifelong dreams, living life to the fullest, making memories, Minecraft, new experiences, personal growth, pursuing passions, pushing boundaries, seizing opportunities, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, unfulfilled desires

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	20177
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a flaming sword? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where you can build a castle in the sky, tame a dragon as your pet, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server – who knows what kind of epic adventures await you!

StrangerCraft: Random Acts of Kindness

Acts, compassion, faith in humanity, feel-good moment, Generosity, good samaritan, grateful moment, Heartwarming, heartwarming gesture, helping hand, Human Connection, Kindness, memorable interaction, positive encounter, Random, Random act of kindness, random act of kindness from a stranger, Selfless act, stranger kindness, StrangerCraft, touching gesture, unexpected kindness, uplifting experience

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Votes:	1820
Farms Harvested:	938	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Have you ever had a stranger build you a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of blocky kindness from our wacky community. Who needs real-life friends when you have virtual strangers building you epic structures? Come join the fun and see what surprises await you on our server!

SkeleProof: Past Players Confirmed

ANCESTORS, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, archaeological finds, archaeology, Confirmed, Evidence, Existence, Fossils, historical evidence, History, human evolution, human remains, Paleontology, past generations, Players, prehistoric, proof of life, scientific discovery, SkeleProof, skeletal remains, Skeletons

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3371	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? come join our server where skeletons roam the land, holding ancient secrets of the past! they are like the history books of minecraft, except they shoot arrows at you! join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while trying not to get shot in the face! it’s like a history lesson, but with more explosions and less homework. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a skeleton historian today!