Bitter Truths MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LifeSucksMC Server

harsh reality, realization, Disappointment, Struggle, facing setbacks

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

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PixelPain Minecraft Server

Reality, tough truths, cruel truths, unpleasant realities, painful truths

Are you tired of the sad truths of life weighing you down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against zombie hordes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs roam free and bacon grows on trees. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely out of chocolate.

So why waste your time dealing with the sad truths of life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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FrustratedGF vs AnnoyingBF Minecraft Server

Moving in, nagger, Communication, delegation, Water

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where setting up utilities is the ultimate challenge! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of trying to get gas, electric, and internet set up in your virtual world.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected hurdles and obstacles along the way. Will your partner remember to pay the deposit for gas, or will you be left taking cold showers in your pixelated home? Can you trust your partner to handle the electric setup, or will you be left in the dark?

But the real kicker? The internet provider in our Minecraft world might not even service your community! Will you be able to overcome this virtual nightmare and finally get connected to the online world?

Join us on this hilarious adventure filled with frustration, miscommunication, and maybe a little nagging. Who knew setting up utilities could be so entertaining?

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MILs Bday Prank: Hide & Seek!

Hide, Communication, family expectations, Disappointment, favoritism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel left out like this poor husband! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel loved, appreciated, and showered with gifts (virtual ones, of course).

Join us and receive a virtual iPhone, expensive pullovers, and even perfume for your Minecraft character’s birthday! Our server is filled with caring players who will make sure you feel special every day.

Don’t worry about receiving just a gift card or a candle – on our server, the gifts are always top-notch and guaranteed to make you smile. And if your in-game neighbor tries to hide your presents, we’ll make sure you get them in time to celebrate properly.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where everyone is the favorite child and no one gets left out. And remember, in this virtual world, you’ll always feel loved and appreciated – even if your real-life mother-in-law is a bit forgetful.

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NoFameForThem

fame hungry, entertainment industry, Popular, unearned, spotlight

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic celebrity death matches! That’s right, we’ve got a special arena where you can watch Justin Bieber face off against Kim Kardashian in a no-holds-barred fight to the death. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the elusive Karen! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, celebrity-filled world!

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GasPriceWars Minecraft Server

Politics, Russia sanctions, wsj, iran, sources

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life like trying to sanction russia and iran but failing because gas prices are too low, like what even is that logic? on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from crazy world leaders and their shenanigans. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control gas prices and bring peace to the world. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

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CreeperCinemaGang

Incident, Jewish, hate crime, Minority, Safety

Yo, u gotta join dis server, man. It’s like, da craziest place in da Minecraft universe. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha.

One time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond. True story, bro. And another time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon. I know, sounds wild, right?

But wait, there’s more. We got secret dungeons filled with treasure, dragons that you can ride, and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happenin’ on this server.

So come on, join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover something truly mind-blowing.

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CraftyLoveMatch

compatibility test, compatibility quiz, relationship test, relationship goals, relationship trust

so, like, imagine this: u join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? and, like, u gotta pass this super important compatibility test before u can even start playin’. but, like, here’s the catch – if u don’t pass, u gotta marry the first person u see in the game.

but, like, don’t worry! because, like, our server is known for creatin’ the most amazin’ love stories ever. like, there was this one time where two players failed the test and ended up gettin’ married in real life!

so, like, if u wanna find true love or just have a good laugh, join our server now! who knows, maybe u’ll find ur soulmate or end up in a wacky love triangle. the possibilities are endless, dude!

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FungiCraft: Resistant Roots

Environmental Science, Roots, plant pathogens, soil health, resistant

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have multidrug-resistant fungi found in commercial soil, compost, and flower bulbs! why would you want to join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally ate a mushroom that gave him superpowers! now he can fly around the map and shoot fireballs out of his butt! true story bro. so come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in our world of fungi and fun!

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AncientMagic

leveling up, Raiding, Raids, PvE, Economy

Always wanted to experience real and well made but at the same time simple and chill RPG server?

Join AncientMagic and: – Beat Bosses – Team up with other players and beat raids. – Level up – Use our custom abilities And many, many more.

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