bitter sarcasm – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SaltyCraftMC

attitude shift, bitter, bitter attitude, bitter humor, bitter mindset, bitter outlook, bitter persona, bitter personality, bitter sarcasm, bitter transformation, cynical, emotional transformation, jaded, negative outlook, personality change, Personality development, SaltyCraftMC, sarcasm evolution, sarcastic, sarcastic behavior, sarcastic transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or should I say, saddle?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

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CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

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AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

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MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards
MineModulate

Survival Reimagined
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👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.

CastleQuest Minecraft Server

Adventure, bowser, Castle, CastleQuest, Coins, Damsel in Distress, defeat the villain, Gaming, Hero, long tail tags, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue, save the princess, Server, super mario bros, toad, video game

Tired of searching for your princess in all the wrong castles? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your princess is in EVERY castle! That’s right, we’ve got princesses galore just waiting for you to rescue them and win their hearts (and maybe some diamonds too).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a boogie like you’ve never seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss your chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Your princess (and a whole lot more) await!

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50MilliMinecraft SMP

50MilliMinecraft, anxiety, concerns, crime, danger, family, fear, Financial Security, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, parenting, personal finance, personal safety, precautions, Protection, Risks, Safety, SECURITY, smp, wealth, wealth management, worries

Are you tired of living in constant fear of having your balls in a vice? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the dangers of the real world by diving into a virtual world where the only risk is getting blown up by a creeper. Our server is so safe, even your wife and kids can join without worrying about any black chaps demanding your keys. Plus, with our insane wealth opportunities, you’ll be hitting 50m in no time – diamonds, that is! So come join us and leave your worries behind, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind to all the fun and laughter!

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NoMomNoRoom Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoMomNoRoom, Server

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who have no concept of personal space? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the clutches of your mom and her boundary issues.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual Disney race track and run to your heart’s content without any interference from family members. Bring your friends from Indiana, California, or even outer space – as long as they don’t invite their moms to crash the party.

Don’t let your mom guilt trip you into sharing a room with her on our server. Instead, build a fortress of friendship with your pals and create memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft? Join us now and leave your mom at home where she belongs!

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DadCraft: Abandonment Edition

abandoning, abandonment, Argument, best for daughter, best for me, college, community college, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Edition, family, family dynamics, father figure, Grandparents, Guilt, mental health, moving out, Resentment, responsibilities, selfish, sister, toxic relationship, UNFAIR

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Need a break from your sister who thinks you’re the spawn of Satan for wanting to better your life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any family members storming off and slamming doors in your face while you’re trying to play.

Join us now and let’s build a world where you can escape the drama and focus on what really matters – crafting epic structures and having a blast with fellow gamers. Who needs family drama when you’ve got a whole virtual world to conquer? See you in the game!

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CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

Admiration, appreciation, best, Boost, Compliment, CompliMentor, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, Heartwarming, kind words, memorable, Minecraft, positive feedback, praise, Random act of kindness, Received, smp, stranger, unexpected, Uplifting, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re even playing a game!

So why wait? Join us now and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might even receive the best compliment of your life from a stranger – like “Your pixel art of a giant potato is truly a masterpiece” or “I can’t believe you defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot!” The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and join the fun!

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CreepCrafters

Bad Smells, cluttered space, CreepCrafters, dirty surroundings, disrespectful attitude, lack of basic amenities, lack of cleanliness, lack of consideration for guests, lack of hospitality, lack of organization, lack of privacy, lack of respect for personal space, lack of warmth, noisy environment, outdated decor, poor communication, rude behavior, uncomfortable atmosphere, uncomfortable furniture, unfriendly pets, unhygienic conditions

Have you ever walked into someone’s house and immediately thought, “I’m never visiting again”? Well, imagine that feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll never want to leave (in a good way, of course).

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But be warned, once you step foot in our virtual world, you may never want to go back to reality. From epic treasure hunts to insane parkour courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “I’m never leaving this Minecraft server!”

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