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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Charged Creeper

Crossplaybedrock, Custommobs, Dungeons, MCMMO, Playershop, Playerwarps, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

mc.chargedcreeper.com

Tearlight

Cracked, Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Server IP: 45.137.203.130:52074

45.137.203.130:52074

Ascension Survival [1.20] [Land Claim] [Econ]

Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Love playing survival and hate those pesky griefers? Come play here. We have a number of features that make our server fun. There is land claiming to prevent your things from being destroyed. If it happens anyway, we can roll it back anyway. We also have Keep Inventory enabled, so it’s all round pretty chill 🙂

Plugins:

Essentials

GriefPrevention

mcMMO

CoreProtect

ChestShop

ascension.pw

WILZON Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Wilzon Anarchy – 1.20 JOIN NOW!

Anarchy and Semi-Anarchy, 2 different servers to pick from.

We have very minimal rules on server 1, and no rules on server 2.

Ready to join? Click on the IP!

play.wilzon.org

Cubehaven play2w

Minigames, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Why do we exist?In a seemingly chaotic world, our ambition is to cultivate a community of like-minded individuals who support each other’s growth and well-being.

Our purpose is to build a community of thinkers with shared values and principles, extending this connection beyond the realm of Minecraft to the real world.

How are we different?We are one of the many Minecraft servers out there, but unlike most, we don’t prioritize profit at the expense of gameplay quality.

We have no interest in becoming a pay-to-win server that exploits players for financial gain.

Instead, we focus on providing an enjoyable play-to-win experience for our lovely gamers because we care.We care about your feelings.We care about your gameplay.We care about ensuring a fair environment for everyone.

Key Features:• A play-to-win environment where skill and teamwork are rewarded• Unique custom features and events tailored to our community’s interests• A supportive and ambitious community that fosters growth and camaraderie• A dedicated moderation and support team to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience

Join CubeHaven and become a part of our history!

IP: MC.CUBEHAVEN.NETWebsite: https://cubehaven.net

mc.cubehaven.net

Outdead

Life, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

It’s a simple lifesteal smp

Outdead.zanity.net:8316

Huzai Network

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Dragon Eggs Found:	6385
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Join our Vanilla Survival Server and enjoy daily events version 1.16 x 1.20.1 also u can vote our server this help alot

join.huzai.mooo.com:35248

ApePvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	6962
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Runes Activated:	7

ApePvP is a high quality , custom coded 1.20+ PvP Practise server that offers: – Duels – Custom Duels – FFAs – Parties – Pack Showcase and much more! Join and check out the server!

apepvp.net:27015

SolarSystemMC

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

New survival smp looking to expand into factions and maybe even sky block. We need players and staff ASAP! 24/7 uptime!

play.SolarSystemMC.com

Creeper Land Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

CREEPERLAND IS Non pay to win pure survival minecraft server. There are land claim money custom enchantment etc

175.41.47.237:2055