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SaltyCraftMC

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or should I say, saddle?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Pixel Princess Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as elusive as a girl playing hard to get? Well, look no further because on our server, we take ghosting to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ghosted by both players and actual ghosts haunting the server. Who needs friends when you have spooky specters to keep you company, am I right? So come on, join us for a hauntingly good time!

””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

Confused Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	59
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Potions Brewed:	73
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level! We have a dedicated ERP (Extreme Role-Playing) community where you can learn the fine art of ERP in Minecraft.

Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!

Gossip Happy Ending Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	189	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Villages Defended:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

RAMPAGE RECORD LOW Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2848	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	27

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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White Argentina Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	116
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Potions Brewed:	57	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Argentina’s population? Look no further! Our server used to be 85% white blocks, but now we’ve got a mix of all colors – just like Buenos Aires! Join us and experience the thrill of being replaced by brown blocks while denying that the server was ever white. Our players are brainwashed into believing that the true Minecraftian is the mestizo block, so come join the fun and watch as our world transforms before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join us now!

Heem Love Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!