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Creepin’ & Craftin’ – /cnc/ LOL

Asset and Mod Repository, base64, cnc, CRAFTIN, CREEPIN, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fallout General, Fog, lol, modlist, MSPaintAdventures, new vegas, ocdonutsteels, OP Pasta, Pre-War, T-45d Edition, Wastelanders

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a post-apocalyptic twist? Look no further than our server, where we bring the world of Fallout to Minecraft!

Join us for a wild adventure through the wasteland, where you can scavenge for resources from Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas. Build your own vault, take on mutated creatures, and maybe even find some power armor along the way.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mods galore to enhance your gameplay experience. From custom assets to wacky adventures, our server has it all. And don’t forget to check out our MSPaintAdventures and ocdonutsteels for some extra laughs.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey through the wasteland. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with loot! Just remember to decode any protected downloads using base64 – it’s a post-apocalyptic world out there, after all.

Pre-War thread: Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

BankruptCraft: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BankruptCraft, BANKRUPTCY, Borrowing, budgeting, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, debt consolidation, debt relief, emergency fund, Financial Advice, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial literacy, financial management, Financial Planning, financial recovery, Financial Stability, liquidation, loan, money problems, personal finance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	3730
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether. And if you ever find yourself in a hole, just remember our motto: “When in a hole, quit digging… and start tunneling to the center of the earth for hidden treasure!”

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Note Blocks. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a House Upside Down” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon to guard their base!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, TNT it out!

MaCHeeseCraft – Now with 110% More Cheesy Modded Fun!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Macho Craft
Brand community-driven Modded Minecraft Network
Fresh world with more servers on the way

Links:
Discord: https://discord.gg/JDWHjtYX
Website: https://machocraft.com
Modpack: All The Mods 9

Server Info:
IP: atm9.machocraft.com
Version: 0.2.58 (Latest, as shown on MOTD)

We offer playtime ranks and strive to provide an optimal gaming experience. Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Macho Craft server?

A: You can join by using the IP atm9.machocraft.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Macho Craft?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/JDWHjtYX.

Q: What modpack does Macho Craft use?

A: Macho Craft uses the All The Mods 9 modpack, which can be found at https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/all-the-mods-9.

Q: Are there any playtime ranks on Macho Craft?

A: Yes, we offer playtime ranks to enhance your gaming experience on the server.

Q: Is the server regularly updated?

A: Yes, we strive to keep the server updated with the latest version of the modpack for the best gameplay experience.

Baby Blockers – A Minecraft Server for Femanons and Boyfriends

baby, birth control, Blockers, Boyfriend, boyfriends, Commitment, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, emotional impact, Family Planning, Fatherhood, Femanons, long-term consequences, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, personal choice, Pregnancy, relationship, reproductive rights, Server, societal expectations, Trust

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Farms Harvested:	924	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can get pregnant just by standing next to your boyfriend’s character! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real challenge is managing your virtual pregnancy cravings and decorating your virtual nursery. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your life choices in the best way possible!

Path of Destruction Minecraft Server: Where chaos reigns and businesses crumble before you!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Items Found:	6974	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ores Mined:	7193	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that just can’t keep up with your epic gaming skills? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, it literally goes out of business in your path! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable that even the economy can’t handle it. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a world where anything can happen. From flying pigs to exploding trees, you never know what’s around the corner on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

FADEMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Community, creativity, Entertainment, Exploration, Explore, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Potions Brewed:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchantments Applied:	58	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Hypixel	FADEMC
Pros: Large player base Wide variety of game modes Regular updates and events	Pros: Fun and friendly community Unique game modes Active and helpful staff
Cons: Can be overwhelming for new players Some game modes may have long queue times Can be laggy at peak times	Cons: Smaller player base Limited game modes compared to Hypixel May have occasional server downtime

FAQ

1. How do I join Hypixel?

Simply launch Minecraft and select the multiplayer option. Add the server address “hypixel.net” and click join.

2. How do I join FADEMC?

Launch Minecraft and select multiplayer. Add the server address “fademc.duckdns.org:25750” and click join.

3. Are there any rank or membership options on Hypixel?

Yes, Hypixel offers various ranks and memberships for players to purchase which provide perks and benefits.

4. Does FADEMC have any in-game purchases?

FADEMC does not have any in-game purchases currently. The server is free to play for all players.

5. What types of game modes are available on Hypixel?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including SkyWars, Bed Wars, Survival Games, and many more.

6. What makes FADEMC stand out compared to other servers?

FADEMC has a unique and fun community with custom game modes not found on other servers. The staff is active and helpful, creating a welcoming environment for all players.

Blocky Bieber’s Minecraft Madness

baby, Biebers, blocky, feel, Like.., madness, Minecraft, now.., Number One, tag1, tag10, tag2, tag3, tag4, tag5, tag6, tag7, tag8, tag9

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	4354
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of being just another block in the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you’ll feel like a true number one superstar! We’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that sing, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So baby, come on over and let’s show the world that you’re the real number one!

Minecraft Madness: Tsukimichi Edition – Where every day is a block party!

BLOCK, celebration, Cultural, Day, Edition, Festive, festivity, Food, Harvest, japanese, lunar calendar, madness, Minecraft, moon festival, moon viewing, moonlit celebration, moonlit gathering, moonlit night, moonlit pork feast, occasion, Party, Pork, Seasonal, special day, tradition, tsukimichi

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	3103	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day is tsukimichi day! Why celebrate the boring old holidays when you can join us in honoring the majestic pork in all its glory? Our server is filled with pig-themed builds, pork chop feasts, and even a secret society dedicated to worshipping the legendary Pig King.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique quest system where you can embark on epic adventures to find the fabled Golden Pig Statue, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Porky Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards a treasure trove of bacon.

So come join us on our server and experience the pork-tastic fun for yourself. Who needs holidays when you have tsukimichi day every day?

Mineass server Minecraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Potions Brewed:	141	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crops Grown:	2583

The server is new and needs support

n5.joinserver.ru:25691

ClubCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Party!

alcohol, atmosphere, ClubCraft, CREEPERS, Dance, dancing, Diversity, Drunk, Electronic Music, endermen, Entertainment, Experience, Fun, Inclusivity, judgment, misconceptions, nightclub, nightlife, Party, partying, popular music, Rap Music, social norms, socializing, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	5505

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any drunk people playing trashy rap music (unless that’s your thing, then we can make an exception). Instead, picture this: a virtual world where you can build your own kingdom, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your friends.

Our server is like a scene out of John Wick, but instead of cool electronic music, we have parrots singing Justin Bieber songs (they’re surprisingly good at it). And forget about boring old retards, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come join us for a wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.