Bits MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocktopia: Shift Your Bits!

Join Our Absolutely Mind-Blowingly Awesome Minecraft Server! 🌟

Have you ever looked at your real-life abode and thought, “Geez, I wish my home was crafted from enchanted gummy bears and had a pet dragon that made breakfast every morning?” Well, look no further! Here are the OUTRAGEOUS reasons why you need to hop onto our server faster than a creeper on caffeine!

Pet Moon Unicorns: Ever wished your pet goldfish could fly? Here, you won’t just get a flying goldfish; you’ll ride majestic Moon Unicorns that sprinkle glitter and grant wishes! Just make sure to feed them rainbow donuts, or they might shoot sparkles out of their hooves in protest. Trust us; you don’t want to deal with that!
Time-Traveling Pizza Ovens: Forget timeless classics like the Flux Capacitor! Our server features time-traveling pizza ovens that deliver slices from historical moments. Ever wanted to munch on a slice of pepperoni straight from the Renaissance? Or perhaps a vegan dish back from the age of the dinosaurs? Don’t ask how; just savor the taste of history!
Creeper Karaoke Competitions: Unleash your inner pop star with our legendary Creeper Karaoke nights! Our server hosts an amazing league of creepers who are just dying to hear your renditions of "Bohemian Rhapsody." Spoiler: they might explode if you hit a high note, but that just means you’re a hit!
The Great Lava Swim: Think you’ve faced every challenge in Minecraft? Wrong! Join the daring “Great Lava Swim” event where you try to dodge flying iguanas while navigating a gigantic pool of lava. Warning: Pulled hamstrings are common (but hey, that’s just part of the fun!).
The Village with a Secret: Our server is home to a village that has been taken over by sentient potato beings who think they are the reincarnation of Hollywood stars! Every Friday, they host a film festival featuring potato-inspired adaptations of classic movies. Ever seen “The Great Potato Gatsby”? You will now!
Daily Dragon Races: Ditch your mundane daily grind and get ready for the most exhilarating races on the backs of dragons who are even more competitive than your average Minecraft player! Your dragon might throw a fit if you forget to offer it a tribute of enchanted cupcakes—just saying!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind your boring life of reality and step into the kaleidoscopic fantasy of our server where the ridiculous is normal and the bizarre is celebrated! Join us, and become part of the absolute Minecraft legend—where we guarantee you’ll have a rollicking good time (and possibly dodge a few creepers along the way!). 🏰✨

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

foreskin restoration, male enhancement, Minecraft, circumcision, physical sensation

Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Naked & Afraid: Cover Your Face, Not Your Bits

bits, naked, embarrassment avoidance, Anonymity, face

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never wear pants! we have a secret society of nudist players who roam the lands in search of the rarest diamonds while flaunting their pixelated booties. if you’re tired of boring servers where everyone is fully clothed, come join us and embrace the freedom of letting it all hang out. plus, who needs pants when you have diamond armor to protect your bits? come join the fun and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

LOLcraft: Braeburned’s Banished Bits

Stolen OC, Saved posts, E621, Art preservation, banished

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more stolen OCs than you can shake a pickaxe at. Join us for a chance to uncover deleted Braeburned posts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got juicy gossip and scandalous stories to uncover? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!

Boofa SMP: Where crafting meets chaos – Join now for some pixel fun! 1.21, Java, 14+

Bluemaps, Events, discord server, Crafting, smp

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Version	Fabric 1.21
RAM	8GB running on a dedicated server in Germany
World Border	3.5k x 3.5k
Events	Frequent events

Mods

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix
SimpleDiscordLink

Datapacks

Back to Blocks
Double Slabs
Dropper to Dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Straight to Shapeless
Universal Dying
(More to be added as they are updated to 1.21)

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining our Discord server with the link provided: https://discord.gg/j8v3FsNt8e

Q: Are there any restrictions on free speech?

A: There aren’t many rules restricting free speech, but we do maintain a community-oriented atmosphere.

Q: Is PvP allowed?

A: There is no unorganized PvP on the server, and we encourage collaboration on projects instead.

Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for mature and silly players who are willing to engage in community projects and events.

Minecraft server: /sfg/ – block fighter frenzy

Gaming Community, STREET FIGHTER V, BLOCK, video games, fighting game community

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because “My Wife Edition” is here to spice things up! Join our server where every player is married to someone else on the server – talk about drama! Will you be a loyal spouse or will you be caught cheating with someone else’s blocky avatar? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on “My Wife Edition” server, we have exclusive events like the annual Minecraft marriage counseling session where players can work out their relationship issues in-game. And if things get really heated, you can always settle things in a good old-fashioned PvP battle – because nothing says “I love you” like a sword to the face!

So why wait? Join “My Wife Edition” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in the pixelated world of love and adventure!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

sexual desire, sexual health, self pleasure, self love, orgasm intensity

Are you tired of weak orgasms and looking for a new way to release that pent-up energy? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and exhilarating challenges. Our community is so stimulating, you won’t even miss your usual solo activities. So come on, give your hand a break and join us for some blocky fun!

HotPixel Minecraft Server

attractive qualities, attractive features, appealing, Alluring, Minecraft

Forget about celebrities and models, the most attractive person in the world is definitely the owner of this Minecraft server! Rumor has it that their pixelated avatar is so good-looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join this server for a chance to bask in the glow of their virtual beauty and maybe even score a virtual date!

But that’s not all – this server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Legend has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and good luck in their Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest to find this elusive fowl!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that this server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was so obsessed with building roller coasters that they now haunt the virtual amusement park they created. Hop on a haunted minecart and see if you can survive the spooky twists and turns while being chased by a ghostly builder with a passion for thrills!

Join this server for a chance to meet the most attractive person in the world, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and brave the haunted roller coasters of a ghostly Minecraft enthusiast. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyLoveServer

dating preferences, dating behavior, dating apps, social media, virtual dating

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the new hot spot for finding love! That’s right, forget about awkward first dates at coffee shops, now you can woo your crush by building them a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and experience the thrill of dating in a whole new way. Want to impress your crush? Show off your redstone skills by creating a working roller coaster that takes them on a romantic ride through the sunset. Or maybe you prefer a more traditional approach, like serenading them with a pixelated rendition of “All You Need Is Love” on a virtual guitar.

But be warned, love isn’t the only thing you’ll find on our server. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel where players can challenge each other to duels for the affections of their crush. Will you emerge victorious and win the heart of your beloved, or will you be left crying in a pool of lava?

So why waste your time on boring dating apps when you can find love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of danger on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the pixelated romance begin!

CraftyPopulism:DemocraCrisis

threat, bad health, Crisis, Democracy, world

haha join our epic minecraft server cuz the pope said so! he was like “yo these populists be cray cray, democracy be sick yo!” so we gotta save democracy by playing minecraft together! build epic castles, fight dragons, and maybe even meet the pope in game (jk he’s too busy fighting off the populists)! come join us and save the world, one block at a time!