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Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	8123

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Emeralds Found:	9475	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1664
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8524	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	7512	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	9526

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Towns Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

UkrainianDroneWarfare

Advanced weaponry, aerial bomb, aerial combat, aerial warfare, defense innovation, defense technology, drone technology, Drones, long distance drones, long range drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military development, military drones, military innovation, military technology, precision bombing, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian military, UkrainianDroneWarfare, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

so, liek, u kno how ukrainian army is all serious and stuff? well, guess what, they got drones now that can carry a MASSIVE 250kg bomb and fly for, like, 2,000 km! imagine the chaos u can cause with that! but, like, don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s even more lit than that. join us and u can create ur own drone army in the game, bombarding ur enemies with TNT from the sky. it’s gonna be epic, bro. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from the drones and plan ur attack. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

CancerCraft: Immune Boosting Quest

Boost, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, cellular immunity, chronic diseases, Chronic illness, D3+ T cell formation, disease prevention, fighting cancer, immune, immune cells, immune response, immune system, inflammatory cues, inflammatory signals, key findings, long-lasting immune response, Medical research, Patients, Quest, research, strategies

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that gives u superpowers like d3+ t cells?? well do i have the server for u!! come join us and become a superhero in the fight against cancer and chronic diseases!! our secret inflammatory cues will have u forming t cells like nobody’s business!! join now and become invincible!! #minecraftgoals #superherostatus #fightcancerwithminecraft