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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5391 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 620 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.
Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!
